And, if you kill all the slaves - you come out ahead!

“Now, imagine that this pitcher of ice tea is really a gallon of your feces...”

These candidates are crap. Can we just not have a president for the next four years?

When am I supposed to tweet or send out a sweet-ass Vine or TRASH TALK MY BROS during a soccer game?

In your world, maybe there’s a happy, sleepy little referee taking a nap there.

PFR says 4. Additionally, I can’t believe Romo’s only missed 15 games over his career.

That’s even better than this:

This. This times infinity.

I was thinking that they got promoted to desk jobs after an extended paid leave.

I don’t think there’s much that the Cavs can do to counter Durant to the Warriors in the way of signing/trading players. So, I don’t see any problem with them acquiring a traditional center, and then sitting him against the Warriors in the Finals, if it ever comes to that. Seemed to work out well enough for them this…

Oh, I agree that it’s a bad rumor. But I disagree (and so does the NBA trade machine) that it makes more sense from the Wizard’s perspective, though. Regardless, I can’t wait for it to happen.

What do you think of the Gortat for Shumpert rumor?

++1;

So, is this the “hack-a-player” debate for the MLB? I mean, hitting the opposite way is something that most MLB batters should be able to do, isn’t it?

My brother-in-law’s neighbor collects pianos from closed country schools, churches, etc., and has a substantial piano graveyard. I don’t think he even checks them to see if they’re functional, first. Yes, he is divorced.

I spent a great deal of my formative years chopping thistles. I didn’t get ripped like you might have, but the callouses on my hands had callouses.

Still, Iowa.

+1 soiled diaper.

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How about an oral history of the “Nice” series?