This kid had so much trouble checking him that @jahbuckets_30 is now known around his school as “The Privilege.”

Rusty Kuntz Jr.

“Finally, an inactivist Judge.”
- the GOP

In DC, 99.5 does this “War of the Roses” — it’s fake as hell and takes entirely too long (I listened to a few but now actively avoid 99.5 in the AM).

If you dig back further, you’ll find Schlereth tell Thenextking83, “There’s a reason God didn’t call it the Bering Homosexual.”

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

I disagree

I wonder who gave Marshawn the stand down order - Dick Cheney or the Jews?

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

“I gave up so many homers cause I didn’t wanna walk people. That and cause I threw 85 mph meatballs sometimes.”

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

19 different Cardinals have scored in 2015

Oh, from the headline, I thought that he’d legally adopted Avril and paid his tuition at an exclusive Christian high school.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

So Beckham balked at Ball, who was brandishing a baseball bat for Bene Benwikere? And Brad beckoned Beckham to back up from Ball’s bat?

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

When he dunks, does he yell out “THESE ARE MY READERS!!!!!”?

Well, if the Cowboys cut Hardy he can always try his hand at Quidditch. There’s a sport that really needs beaters.

Don't you have to sit out a year to go from ICU to Ole Miss?

Denzel has been questionable since Training Day.