There’s nothing America loves more than a sexy idiot.

“Hairy Lyndon”

Counterpoint: Rahm Emanuel rides the L every day, and he’s still a useless neoliberal dipshit.

Ricky Jay was absolutely fantastic, and anyone who as an hour or so to spare should watch this video:

That dude looks like he eats food by unhinging his jaw and swallowing it whole.

I know they’re a bunch of rich, ivy-league children of privilege, but the new Vampire Weekend single is a ray of light in the winter darkness, and I am here for it.

Freddie king fucking rules, man.

Nothing gets that declining birth rate back up like some forced sterilizations.

Which is why we need to tax capital gains at a progressive schedule exactly equal to the income tax, in addition to AOC’s 70% marginal tax rate on incomes that exceed $10 million, because, in fact, it is possible to do two things at once. Try again, troll.

Sabalenka’s game reminds me a lot of Dominic Thiem’s. She absolutely pulverizes the ball, but without a ton of depth control. Nearly every ball Sabalenka hit in that first video Giri posted landed at or around the service line, giving Anisimova’s athleticism and control just enough time to take over and win the point.…

I think it should be best-of-3 for both men and women in the opening rounds of the tournament, switching to best-of-5 in the QFs or SFs. This would clear up the scheduling problems caused by long men’s matches in the opening rounds and bring these tournaments into gender parity, while at least somewhat preserving the…

Because nothing says “solving inequality” like keeping a handful of well-heeled executives in lower Manhattan while forcing the majority of your workforce to live in a shithole.

Astronauts, who by all accounts are extraordinarily fit, have to train for months in order to safely withstand the sustained forces imparted on them during a rocket launch. Whatever the (dubious, at best) benefits of giving birth in space may be, I cannot imagine how they could possibly be worth the damage imparted on…

Can I nominate Henry Kissinger?

That pun deserves to be nuked from Orbit.

Suspending mail delivery during the busiest season of the year is going to cause a backlog that will take our already overtaxed postal service weeks to recover from. Then again, I can’t think of a more fitting tribute to a republican than making the lives of unionized workers worse for no good reason.

Do fractal tits require you to wear a Mandelbra?

Who else would be in contention? The only two that come to mind are Bobby Bonilla and JaMarcus Russell, but Bonilla was at least an above replacement level player for his whole career, and Russell was only on a rookie contract (a ridiculous rookie contract, but a rookie contract nonetheless). Without bothering to do…

The Democratic party is fundamentally a capitalist party, and it’s primary loyalty is to it’s wealthy capitalist benefactors. Sure, the party will occasionally support people of color, gay/lesbian people, trans people, immigrants, and workers, but only to the extent that its capitalist paymasters allow, only after…

She is an absolutely unassailable musical genius (and a much more deserving recipient of a Nobel Prize than Bob Dylan IMO).