She is, as Steve Albini would say, fucked.

Nick Valensi > Albert Hammond Jr.

Lincoln’s Awakening

And that makes sense for upmarket brands who are trying to selll the cultural cachet of owning a “Beemer” or a “Merc”. No one has that kind of brand identification for a Kia, but they might for a Stinger or an Optima.

Why do we call witty, intelligent, physically attractive women who like to drink and fuck ‘unlikable’? This is literally the most likeable sort of person there is in our modern culture. My miserable algrebra teacher who would give you a 0 on your assignment if the equals signs didn’t line up perfectly was unlikable…

Compared to Fallout 76, the best decision Obsidian made with The Outer Worlds was all of them.

At G/O Media, you can watch demon bloodspawn drain the life essence from a group of talented, intrepid individuals. You can also watch the cinematic trailer for Diablo IV.

Over the past 10 years of my career, I’ve worked some pretty miserable jobs. Sure, I was sitting on my ass in an office, but often for far longer than anyone should and under bosses that seemed almost gleeful at the prospect of grinding decent people into dust. This website was one of the few things that made that…

I’ll always be OK with that decision, but that could be because I grew up playing old Black Isle RPGs where that was standard.

My kind of activism - low effort and probably meaningless.

You would be... ugh... sorely disappointed.

Because I get more updoots than your sad, troll ass?

I already do, buddy. Pretty much every day. In fact, I think I might just go do that right now. Thanks for the suggestion - I could use some stress relief in this trying time.

Jezebel is a blog for women, but this post is about a man. I think you guys really ought to “stick to women” here.

I am extraordinarily glad that the degenerates I dropped acid with in college would never in a million years have a “Connecticut casual” wedding. 

Can you link to these leaks? Google isn’t turning up much.

Zach LaVine spent the last five seconds of yesterday’s game dribbling the ball, then driving in for a layup for 2.

Men are from IHOP, Women are from Denny’s.

The absolute worst thing about living in Chicago (apart from the systemic segregation and inequality) is the fact that ABC 7 shows Wheel of Fortune at 6:30 and Jeopardy at a mind-boggling 3:30.

Please tell me that is Vincent Testaverde Jr or something, because I really don’t need to see a 53 year-old man die on field.