Seems like the perfect time to roll something like this out. Work out the kinks while we have ~4% unemployment, so that it’s ready to when the business cycle swings and unemployment hits 10%.

If you want to make a pancake, but you don’t want to flip anything, couldn’t you just make a waffle instead?

Just like everything else cleaning-related, the answer is white vinegar. I’ve started tossing a half-cup or so of white vinegar in the washer along with the detergent / fabric softener when I wash my workout clothes, and I have yet to have any odor problems since (and I am a very, very sweaty man).

Puke.

This is snake oil. If this device worked, it would be worth MUCH more than $30k.

This is why autopilot systems on airplanes require lots of manual intervention, despite it not being technologically necessary. It’s extraordinarily difficult for a human to maintain focus over long stretches of time without being given an active task.

Not to mention the plastic surgery and botox injections. I’ve seen animatronic animals at a Chuck-E-Cheese capable of more facial movement than she displayed in that ad.

If you don’t trust someone (of any gender), you probably shouldn’t be having sex with them in the first place.

They aren’t even taking the day off - just the hours between 4 PM and 8 PM. Heaven forbid anyone take a stand that might upset an advertiser.

Don’t get me wrong, I think it is absolutely disgusting that American universities and the NCAA have profited handsomely from the unpaid labor of collegiate athletes, and that these athletes absolutely deserve to be financially compensated. That being said, athletics has already corrupted the academic mission of far…

Milwaukee would also be fine, but other than that, yeah.

The fact that he is so full of spite, bile and contempt for everyone else who ever picked up a basketball that he NEVER fell into this pattern goes to show what a legendary asshole Michael Jordan is.

And the Davis Cup (but no one cares about the Davis Cup).

And there was a speed skater who learned how to skate a few weeks ago (she raced inline prior).

Why isn’t it possible for me to throw you guys $5 / month for a subscription or something? You can pry my ad-blocker from my cold, dead hands, but I also believe that you deserve to be paid for the valuable work you do.

This is basically a shitty version of Jean Knight’s Mr Big Stuff run through a flange pedal, and I am NOT here for it.

They should have just gone all the way - The State of the Un-yum: Presented by KFC and Trump Steaks.

What money are Houston going to be able to pay him with? Houston used their Bird rights to lock up Harden through 2023, a season in which he will be making $46 goddamn million dollars. Maybe they could afford him if they let CP walk in free agency this offseason, but that seems like a waste given what they traded to…

“The NFL is not ‘rigged’ so much as it is ‘inherently unfair,’” is also not a defense of the NFL.

“Sure, the NFL is rigged, but it’s rigged in favor of a handful of teams, not just one,” is not a defense of the NFL.