Say what you will about Pitchfork being up it’s own asshole, but that Moses Sumney album fucking rules.

This one is more common, but it is also good to add a teaspoon or two of white vinegar to the simmering water. The slight acidity of the water will help keep the eggs in tact.

$20 says that Taggart Eymer was named after a character in Atlas Shrugged.

Yeah, you’re not from Chicago (and no, I’m not talking about deep dish, I’m talking about the places with the good-ass crispy corn-meal-and-egg thin crust, cut into squares).

I wonder if Slick Timmy is going to follow through on his “suicide pact”?

James Harden approves.

I always make major personnel decisions based off one single garbage time drive.

He’s the Prince Fielder of tennis.

Drew, I will have you know that I am MUCH fatter than Tom Ley, thank you very much.

People used to routinely DIE on field when the game of football was played with light pads and no helmets. There were 19 fatalities in college football games in 1905 alone! Football is by its very nature a violent and dangerous game; getting rid of the equipment that ameliorates that danger will only make it worse.

The NFL seems to be going everything in it’s power to appease the redneck-Trump-voter base, and that strategy is going to start biting them in the ass. I realize that this is likely because a significant majority of the owners, and particularly the powerful owners, are noted Republicans and Trump supporters (Kraft,…

I always thought that it was Ron Howard (“family man”, untouchable hollywood royalty, in the right place at the right time, etc.), but have nothing to go on other than blind speculation.

Roger Maris was geeked out on amphetamines and Babe Ruth would freebase sheep testicles. 73 is the home run record.

For $80, you get a tiny replica of the Super Nintendo, two controllers, a short HDMI cable, and a power plug.

First Ted Cruz, now this jackass. Why do worthless pasty racists always have disgusting shit on their lips?

The problem is that it’s difficult to market the White Sox based on their history when that history includes the single most disgraceful moment in all of American professional sports.

Can someone who knows more about soccer than me (pretty much anyone), explain how the lineup in that graphic is a 4-2-2-2 when it looks much more like a 4-2-3-1?

Be not afraid of celibacy; some are born celibate, some achieve celibacy, and others, like Russ Douthat, have celibacy thrust upon them.

Against Rublev, Nadal seemed to be really feeling himself for the first time all tournament, but he’s still returning serves from the first row of the stands. Definitely going to be fun to see how/if he deals with the pace that Delpo has been putting on his serves in these past two matches.

Chris Zorich. He just seemed like such a nice man.