One of them had better be the Doctor Who Christmas episode airing on Christmas Day!

I bet you sign your name in comic sans…but I don't think you're a bad comedian.

Landis, Potty Mouth, I realize we all have our passions and our geek obsessions of the moment, but if you find yourselves bored, you could do worse (much much worse) than checking out some Maya Deren. Lady made some nifty, visually sunning, uterrly fucked up art films that are totally worth a watch, not only for the…

Oh, but your cuntrarian, curmudgeonly schtick is priceless!

We learn from history that we never learn anything from history.

But adding a u to certain words is just cheating while playing scrabble.

She raised her rates again? I told her she was only worth a nickel in the sack, but the bitch won't listen to reason.

Caught the last 1/3rd of The Devil's Double on Friday - by far the worst part of the flick. I'll go against the grain though and say I thought Cooper was better as the double than the Devil, although I do want to banish the bastard who invented yellow film filters for his contributions to this flick.

Konichiwa, bitch!

We live in a paradox correcting universe.

This just tickles my pink bits. Total surprise, out of the blue, $5 Louis CK special that I can afford, can watch on my TV, and make me feel slightly less awful for downstealing season 2 of Louie?

Have her private parts been chemically removed as well?

I Cum in Reese's Pieces?

The Godfather cat also looks like a cat that looks like Ron Swanson.

Yeah, I don't know if it holds up to a critical beatdown, but I have fond memories of The Golden Child. It might be due to the fact I saw it with my hippy grandmother when it was released, as it was the only film we could agree upon seeing, but even her old, NPR listening, NYC liberal, F.B.I. filed radical feisty…

Kwanza's Coming to Town!

For reals? Awesome! I called that to my special lady friend as we we watching the preview, who denied it, because she claimed Patton's character had some kind of physical deformity in the film (aside from, ya know, looking like Patton Oswalt).

You didn't know they make were making Mooki?

Unless your line is also in the Deltron 3030 song I stole that rhyme from, no.

Ugh, yes indeed, snorting. And to think I proofread that sucker 3 or 4 times before posting it. Stay off the weed and painkillers children, or at least don't combine them with posting.