This is from last week, as the damned garbage people showed up late and I didn't have time to post this, but here goes…

And it's not built for speed - but if you're going thru a mid-life crisis, it's got all the things a young girl needs.

Not cool story bro alert!

I was just twittering it!

The Ted Post, the man who directed Clint in two pretty good flicks? (Hang em High and Magnum Force). Also has a veritable cuntgaggle of other films and TV directorial credits on his resume? I know we tend to laud the incredible writers that worked on TTZ, but how about some of the director's who've helmed episodes? …

Thanks to you assholes (and a special shout out to Downtown Oakland in general*), I no longer want to smell anything, ever.

Double sploosh dukes!

Jack and Bauer.

Default? Woo hoo! The two sweetest words in the English language: de-fault! De-fault! De-fault!

Whoa whoa whoa now; what the fuck's wrong with stuffing?

Ok…Get Harman as head writer/show runner.  Get cast of The Sarah Silverman Program to fill out all other roles on the show.  Slowly but surely phase out Sarah for Laura.  Get H. John Benjamin and Jonathan Katz as "with also starring" tags.  Get entire cast of Community as "special guest stars".

Get Harman as head writer/show runner; get cast of Community to fill out all
other roles on the show. Slowly but surely phase out Silverman.

I don't know if it's my favorite Gilliam film, but it's up there in the rareified air of great fantasy films. So many joyous set-pieces, meta without being twee, statrted my love of Sarah Polley, the aforementioned Uma boobarama, Oliver Reed being his Reediest, and one of my most cherished scenes of all time…

What the fucking cunt guzzling fuckshit is this?  Are you serious, is Adult Swim really doing that?  Lemme get this straight, first I was able to watch The Venture Brothers online on Friday's, two days before it even aired.  Then it changed to the Monday after it aired (fine, ok, I could wait like 12hours).  Then, I…

One thing that puts Nemo on my definitive top 3 Pixar films of all time (Or PiFoats, if we're doing a DFW thang) is that it is my go to film for when I score some shrooms. Nothing else comes close. And when the fuck are they going to put that out on Blu-Ray?

Super, now I've got that killer synth riff from Suicide (and jacked by M.I.A.) running around in my cranium.

Top 5 Pixar films, in no particular order…

Say, um, where is this week's review? 

"But when you get down to all of the wailing about the show this week,
what it comes down to in the end is that a bunch of us were forcibly
reminded that the number of people who like the same thing we like is
punishingly small. This is the sort of thing that always hurts to be
reminded of, because stories are…

"Out of Sight" for me.