Side note: Check out the Hagerty ad featuring a BRG below my post. Weird.

Read that in Mr. Regular’s voice.

I probably would too, through my GRITTED TEETH AND RAGE

Welp, there’s all the reason I need to install a squirrel-cam on the deck. Except a day late and a meteor short, but minor details.

Huh, figures I’d find out about this on Jalopnik. Heard a loud booming noise that shook the house, thought maybe it was just a snow plow doing it’s civic duty and tearing up the roads again.

Good thing something like this didn’t happen during the exact moment of that missile launch scare in Hawaii.

The state was charged 6 figures for that guy’s work. I would be surprised if he was paid even 50% of what was charged though.

The only person who should be fired is whoever thought that user interface was a good idea. At the very least it should have a “Real alerts” page and a “testing” page vs lets just put everything all jumbled together with no way in place to retract an alert or send a “whoops! wrong button!”...

[Screams in Industrial Design]

I think they should have one of those fancy pixely GIFs with a warning triangle blinking next to it like any good ol’ web page of the 90s.

Sounds like something a D-plus student.would say...

Yeah... can only imagine the look on the bus driver’s face...

Coming up with new names for things is hard.

I want a standard cab, or at least a two door. Whatcha got?

ford didn’t take away your falcons and utes.. your unions did. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have joked FOR YEARS that I want to steal one of the lead aprons from the dentist office because when they do x-rays, they put that apron on me and I’m instantly all “namaste” when my normal operating system is more like “KILL EVERYTHING.”

I am totally getting one of these.

I have joked FOR YEARS that I want to steal one of the lead aprons from the dentist office because when they do…

On the other end of the spectrum, I actually really hate playing a video game for mastery...or even worse, competitively.