Disassociating.

Rachel Dratch also couldn’t name 20 white people so

Yes. Mortdecai made me very sad because I love Ewan McGregor. At least my Ewan did a good job in an otherwise horrible movie.

hrm. i had always thought of him as an ass man.

Autonomy over one’s own body is a right.

What do you think about so many of our more sensitive fellow homos now saying it’s a ministrel show? Personally, I love Will & Grace, I grew up watching it at a time when there weren’t very many non-tragic depictions of gay people on tv and I’m excited for this. (Karen was the first woman I looked at and said “I…

Hopefully they’ll acknowledge that Will & Grace & Jack are 50ish (Karen is ageless) and not play them like overgrown children. There’s lots of underserved potential for the inherent comedy of ageing. But they really need Beverly Leslie and Rosario.

All cocks are dicks, but not all dicks are cocks.

I would just like to state that at one point in my 20s, I quit my day job to be a dancing spoon in a tour of Beauty & the Beast.

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You remind everyone of a certain classmate in their past.

theres something inherently masturbatory about manipulating parts of your body with someone else in mind.

Because dozens of panicky wannbe heroes shooting into a crowd would have made this situation much better.

The reason people like Donald Glover is because he makes engaging art like Atlanta, not because of this little speech (which I agree is pretty meh, especially for him). What has everyone’s interest is that someone who creates things that are genuinely different is being awarded anything by the same Hollywood…

The only time he was on my radar was when he and Fiona Apple were a couple. They were cute together. Everything was better in the 90's.

This can’t be actual footage from the show, there’s no clips of them eating takeout salad

I guess this is out of style now that cosleeping is in style, but my parents just told us that bedrooms are private places, that you shouldn’t go in someone else’s without permission, and that if someone leaves the living room or the kitchen to go to theirs they probably want to be left alone. They were pretty good…

The day that kid cracks the code is the day Christmas will die for them...