Ooh, let me just skip on over to the living-wage job tree and pick another. Because we all have a whole fucking job-tree orchard to harvest from.
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! OMG. TATER AS FRANCES AND JOE MANG-JELLO/BIG DICK RICHIE AS JOHNNY!!!!!!! MAGIC MIKE VS. DIRTY DANCING REBOOT IS THE LOGICAL NEXT STEP AFTER MIB VS. 21 JUMP STREET IS DONE. BRB, GOING TO MY BUNK TO THINK ABOUT THIS.
Yes. I’m sorry. Seek help.
THIS IS RUINING MY CHILDHOOD.
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I tried to post earlier, but it didn’t make it up?
I am 38 and live with my parents. If you get along with them, and it is a healthy environment for you, go for it. It is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Hey Jezzies— Talk to me about online dating. Any success stories? Horror stories? Tips? Is it something worth trying?
Hi Jezzies, happy Saturday!
It’s pretty gross to accuse a black man of trying to “socially bleach” himself, but it’s particularly gross to minimize a black man like Kanye with that attack. Kanye’s last two albums (Yeezus in particular) directly and critically discussed the state of black men in America— he talked about the evils of private…
If you ever do watch it, pretend it is an entirely separate mini-series that has nothing to do with the real show. It is the only way to get through it. I don’t know what John Goodman did to Roseanne to get “Dan is a cheating scumbag!” then “NO HAHA DAN IS ACTUALLY DEAD AS FUCK!”
If this is not good then I am going to pretend it never happened, just like I have done with Roseanne’s last season.
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She shits money.
Wait. Her kids (kids. Multiple children.) go to camp for seven (SEVEN!) weeks? What I want to know is, does she shit money, or does she have a magical money tree in her backyard?
I would also add that Kim has been extraordinarily vocal about political/social causes like gun control, political participation, national and international tragedies (with clear and specific calls to action) and other important issues. As a citizen, she’s doing her part and using her profile to raise awareness and…