I love how this could be nearly any city in the Midwest.

Ha! You’re not the only gum people! (San Luis Obispo.) How old is yours? I’m curious who started this terrifying trend. Ours was supposedly started in the 1950's. My mom grew up in my hometown and she remembers it from childhood, so that’s really saying something... I’m not very young.

Says you! I just downloaded some shins albums in a fit of nostalgia

Cavs fan?

I don’t know what these words are. Is this like a Sears Roebuck catalogue? Where are my glasses?

Please keep in mind that Omar Mateen has been on FBI radars since 2013 for possible connections to ISIS terrorist activity: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/…

I came here for the outrage at Gwen Stefani’s appropriation. When are my needs going to be met?

“hymn and ha?” Is this some regional variant? I always see “hem and haw” for this situation.

My god... the ellipses...

This was the plot of a moderately funny episode of Friends.

Whenever your friends suggest an activity that requires a lot of money being spent, suggest something else. If they want to go to a night club, suggest a movie night at home. If they want to go to a ball game, suggest a nice nature hike instead. If they want to go on a trip abroad, suggest spending a long weekend in…

Her speech, with its references to Seneca Falls and all the history that came before, was in perfect tune.

I will give Jenelle some credit. This season has been her best looks wise since the beginning.

Her eyebrows have gotten a lot better though.

She is a goddamn hero.

This made me think of this lustful woman:

help why isn’t everyone a yes

Shhh... there are people out there that are making a good living by convincing this idiot she needs to ‘code’ her snapchats and tweets.

I want those so bad. I’ve been looking for them everywhere. Apparently every other basic bitch knows where to get them.

All I know is I really want a donut now.