JDepp be like:

It’s COMPLETELY, ETHICALLY WRONG to speculate what has happened.

Vanessa Paradis is cackling most delightedly in her French mansion with a glass of the good stuff and the pool boy.

Mr. Phil.

Why do I do these things

Is it terrible that I am just scrolling for the pictures? I really do find them all so beautiful. Sincerely. (#preparedfortheonslaught)

I was about to say, “I DO!” but then realized that I’m not under 30.

Oh god, they’re bouncing to the beat of my Pandora station! CAN’T UNSEE!

Okay I just went down the rabbit hole of Britney’s instagram. I have such tenderly protective feelings towards her now, based 80% on that and 20% on that Mystery Show episode where Starlee Kline tracks her down. I don’t know how to handle these strange new feelings.

This is not good news. I’m a Californian born and bred. We have drought in our bones. Seriously. In our bones.

My favorite Joan gif (cause it’s how I’ve felt about my job for the past year).

The SJP pasta wigs with the varied tones in the rigatoni is genius.

I really liked him on Buffy! I should re-watch buffy. WHO WANTS TO WATCH BUFFY WITH ME?!

It’s a trap! Just like babies.

I really miss Mad Men.

Awwww, it’s been almost a solid year since the series finale aired and I’m still mourning the loss... And then you had to go and reference mad men.

Yet he will forever be Conner, Angel’s son, to me. Back from the hell dimension, knocking chicks up.

I mean, this isn’t the first time Pete Campbell’s baby mama kept her pregnancy and delivery a secret.