It's beginning to feel a lot like the seasons of 90210 after Jason Priestly left up in this bitch.

Why haven't you already read all of Atwood's books? Do you hate great writing, interesting plots and sheer human joy at such intelligence? ;-)

So this is very cool and all, but it drives me absolutely bonkers. I want the book. I want it I want it I want it I want it.

Yep yep. It's possible to have multiple feelings about stuff.

Mixed race person here. The title is incorrect - the baby is mixed, as she is the child of a black man and a white woman. You don't know a) what race, if one or both, the child will grow up to identify with and b) what she might end up physically passing as.

Not for nothing, but suggesting coastal liberal bastions such as Berkeley and NYC as solutions for a Midwestern woman who lives in a small town seems tone-deaf. In actuality, moving to Cleveland or Cincinnati would be both reasonable and better solutions.

Also, she didn't realize when the baby was born that it was mixed? I don't think anyone can deny that it would be legitimately shocking and stressful to give birth to a baby that's an entirely different race than you were expecting. But if you were cool with the baby for 2 years and then you realized that the wrong…

The projection is neat, but the cake itself is boring as shit. I mean, would you want tinkerbell dancing on your boring ass square cake, or a cake that IS YOU? There's a clear winner here.

Please stop reporting that Walmart blamed Tracy Morgan for his own injuries. Any defendant in a personal injury suit is required to plead its affirmative defenses when it answers the complaint. Contributory negligence is an affirmative defense that is used by defendants to mitigate damages. It has been recognized for…

And that was just a wizz palace. This is a whole Wiz Khalifa.

Well, maybe, but to use the best kind of metaphor, the kind that involves sandwiches, think of it like a sandwich. The, uh, bread isn't necessarily being intimate with the other slice of bread but, rather, both slices could just be touching the meat...so to speak.

Miss Willow, unless you are talking about candy, See's is not a word.

What in the world would I use to clean up kitty's poop?

Now THIS is what I'm talkin aboot.

I'll say it. I want to fuck him.

Should've named those 3 gray kittens Fuzzy, Wuzzy and Wuzz-a-Bear

My local humane society had a cat up for adoption named Edgar Allen Purr. I WANTED HIM SO BAD.

While we are at it, we should get rid of 24 hour news stations and reality TV. Call me a luddite but the "innovations" in TV over the past 20-30 years really, really suck.