"There really isn't much to know about me. I mean, look at me."

This line killed me.

Yep, when my dry spell ended recently I remembered what it was like to be having sex again. Constant fear of UTIs. "So, that sex was fun, right? Oh god, was that a burning sensation?!"

Sadly, mine would be full of "UTIs" and "fear of more UTIs" You people are complaining about being tired??? I'm BURNING over here.

3. Fanny farts.

Hermès execs. There are no Birkin-specific execs. And, while pricing is obviously strategic and driven by the bizarrely enduring demand for the object, there is inherent value in the bag. I mean, it's a bag, made of materials and via the labor of individuals and that serves a function (beyond the symbolic). It's not…

The coloful promo poster is giving me Cosby vibes. I love it.

The real question is why would anyone listen to this song when, instead, we can listen to the heavily-censored version of "Drop It Like It's Hot," aka the funniest song of all time?

It's nothing compared to the best music video with auditions in

Good old middle child Edith, forgotten as usual. How meta.

Oh, but what of Edith's secret bastard neighbor baby?

I AM SO BORED BY THE BATESES. NO MORE BATESES.

I don't really think this is tackling late term abortion, though. This is to save the mother's life. This is a wanted child. It's different than someone electing to have an abortion because... well, for whatever her reasons may be. There is likely to be very little debate that she should terminate the pregnancy in…

Where are these magical places?

"...but this is the US where illness is a bad choice made by the patient."

I swear to THE FIVE-FINGERED SIMPSONS GOD that if this isn't available for Canadians I WILL BURN DOWN ALL OF SPRINGFIELD. EVEN THE TIRE FIRE WILL FINALLY TURN TO ASH.

" I want you to care about my Boner. "

Why not just be in it to win it and pave on over your genitals to make a smooth Barbie Doll Crotch? You wanna commit right?

"You mean to tell me that this girl with this fucking body and this face is also into style, and she's a nice person, and she has her own money and is family-oriented? That's just as cool as a fucking fighter jet or dinosaur!"

'Ye is right though. It IS because of Kim. Say what you will about that woman, but she has a lot of people in the palm of her hand.

I'll never stop rooting for Kim and Kanye to make it.