It really, really pisses me off that they gave her that line and then spelled her name Poussey. There is no accent à droite in Poussey. It drives me insane.

Does Angelina have to do all that stuff? Do any super famous rich people? We don't make fun of them. I get it - Kim sounds...not smart most of the time when speaking. However, chick hustled her way from a sex tape into mega-millions. She turned embarrassment into money for her entire family. We aren't still talking…

So I missed the news that Pam Anderson had cut her hair. Apparently that's an old story. And I'm looking at this and talking to my kids (ages 16 and 12) saying "Can you believe this? She looks great. Look at her without her long hair?" just talking up a storm and my daughter comes in and says, "what are you…

I am no Kim fan however, I think we do need to cut her some slack. She is a mother and she does have work obligations that take her away from her child. She gets paid a lot more than most however, she still has to learn to balance her work/life just as we do. I'm sure it isn't any easier for her to leave her…

- The token, funny black character.

The female nerd played by a model in glasses.

When I became a goth at 14 I felt SO FREAKING COOL because my real name IS Lydia. I didn't have to change it to Ravensblood or anything because I already had a goth name.

Catherine O'Hara=goddess

In mathamatics we call that we Freeman Therom. Basically it states that nothing is greater than the value of M, where M = movie starring Morgan Freeman.

Fun story...I've had a side job working at concerts for the past 20+ years. In the wake of the Julia Roberts/Lyle Lovett wedding, when he played the Greek Theatre in Berkeley we were instructed "not to look at the artist". Apparently no one told Lyle Lovett this would be happening because after an hour or so of not…

Mark, did Jezebel put you on the "Stories that are so fucked up you wish you had never read them" beat, or is this the life you have chosen for yourself? I call misandry.

This is my favorite thing RE the cake vs. pie debate.

Oh boy, I had no idea this existed!

No. No fuck NO !

We've also got California, the holy land of growing things, to keep ourselves fed.

It's like he read Jewel's book of poetry and thought "no, I can do worse!"

I have often said it's a good thing little kids are cute because it is seriously the only reason we let them live. They are indeed stone cold little sociopaths. Back when she was 3 my (now completely mature and well adjusted) daughter used to talk about how when she was a grown up I would be dead and she would go to…