Rufus Wainwright! Swoon.

What decade do we count those gigantic denim pants under?

80's. Because back then, this man would've been considered a stud muffin (sorry for the picture's bigness). Why people thought those glasses were attractive remains a mystery to me.

um, your lede photo is from buffy therefore any argument you make is invalid because buffy is perfection

i like ONTD because every time I click on a link from them it's like "Oh, right, LiveJournal was a thing once" and i laugh and laugh

For me, it's Neve Campbell and Selma Blair. Have they ever been seen together? I'm not so sure they aren't the same person.

This is the least cool thing Gwen Stefani could possibly do. 13 year old me is heartbroken (and still singing Spiderwebs).

On behalf of old women everywhere, go fuck yourself. Seriously, is this what you spend your time thinking about? You remind me of my ex at 18 who had a whole plan about how he was going to kill himself when he turned 60 because after that he'd just be an embarrassment. Yawn. Existing While Saggy. It's a thing. Let go…

Then:

My father was one bad-ass dude.

My dad and my youngest daughter. He's always making funny faces, so we told him to stop it for one pic. She's keeping an eye on him.

I'm getting married tomorrow. There might literally be a tornado. Send good vibes!

OKCupid message of the week [NSFW]

Speaking of breeding, this is what I did last night:

Honestly, I would run for the hills. Maybe bang him a couple more times but then bail. It all sounds too emotionally messy and I foresee heartbreak.

To all of you lovely people who encouraged me to quit the job that stressed me out so much that I got shingles, I just wanna say thank you. I was gonna wait until monday morning to tell my manager but I felt that it would be more sensible to go in yesterday and tell her before the weekend. I was afraid that she would…

I'm in France and I'm drunk on wine and I just figured out how to change the country settings on my computer so I can finally watch OITNB on Netflix! I think this calls for some more wine. And cheese. It's only 12:54 AM here.

On my way to tha STRIP CLUB. We could have a nice long talk about objectification vs. personal agency but right now I just need you to be happy for me. Ladies... (Tips hat, bows self out)

There's no makeup to cure my bitchy resting face!

Jason Biggs is a fucking tool. And trying to pretend that publicly echoing some of the horrible shit that's been said about Tara Reid's body was just "a game" makes him a goddamn coward, too.