So the drunk guy following me down the street and commenting on what he wanted to do to my filthy cunt didn't do anything because I was married?

So has this Corgi.

White people getting angry at white people for what may or may not offend black people. LOL

It's not just teenagers. This guy got $750 bill for having roaming on for 1 minute. I put airplane mode on like a Boss, but US companies make 90% profit on roaming. It's profiteering.

Hahahahaha, yeah. It's funny how much teenage girls will overlook in the name of hot boys. My 12-year-old stepdaughter told me that they were supposed to pick a summer reading book that they thought "applied to their life," and ALL the girls in her class picked AFIOS. Because they "relate" to the main character. IN…

I cannot stand Miley's weird nasally singing. I don't hate Lana, though. (Okay, I'll cop to actually liking her. Come at me, bro.) I let the whole thing play in the background while I was reading something else. So: Lana.

Clicked on the Miley Cyrus song. Instead, ended up watching the full ad for PooPourri.

Oh, she dances.

Yawn cat cares nothing about either of them.

I looked up this video, my first time being exposed to Lily Allen's music, style, etc.

I've had a good week. I recently moved to Chicago and had a 1st, 2nd, AND 3rd interview...and was offered the job. I got a job this week. My self-confidence is soaring. So I take this new photo and put it up on Facebook. It's of my face, hair, shoulders, and my chest. I feel really pretty in it and really good about…

Jezzies, as a cisdude I conquered a fear today and bought skirts!

This is meta as fuck

For a while, I wanted a Harry Potter proposal. Like, watch the last movie or so and then he turns around and says something about love and me and bla.

I'm actually pretty upset that you've discovered this, because I've kept the truth hidden for so long. But perhaps your comment and my subsequent coming out will help me feel like myself again.

Did anybody ever get the sense that Belle was a bit pompous?? Like for fucks sake, we get it, you're smarter than these lowly French people from your hometown. Always rubbing in their goddamn faces that she's meant for more. My loyalty is with "Monsieur". The man makes complex carbohydrates for a living. That's just…

I hate book shamers. I once made a list of every Important Book that I somehow skipped reading in school and worked my way through it. I had finished On the Road and was starting in on Watership Down at a work lunch break and my asshole boss started taunting me. "Why are you reading that? Didn't you go to high school…

I just chaperoned a trip to an amusement park, and since I don't do rides, I brought a copy of "Island of the Blue Dolphins" to read. I will read what the fuck I want, when I want and where I want.

Cosigning this as someone who worked in property management. Baby wipes were the bane of our existence. They caused at least one major plumbing problem at least once a week, especially in our older buildings. Don't flush your baby wipes and don't argue that they're "flushable" when your landlord says that the building…