Every conversation I have had with someone I recently met at a bar:
me too! between the burping and the farting and the running to go pee all the time how does she get anything done?
Hey hey hey! Let's not bring coffee into this!
HERE I AM! FABULOOOOOUS
I just wanted to send you internet empathy, because sex for me kinda sucks too. It didn't always, but for the past several years I've been dealing with vulvodynia (burning and pain at contact with my vulva unexplained by infection) and a host of physical things that go along with it. At first it was just the pain at…
Bitch please.
Its Ok Canada. We know you didn't mean it. We also know deep down that while we say "Canada, America's Hat" what we really mean is "America, Canada's shorts."
Dear America,
Yeah, but we all kind of sound like a pain in the ass if you think about it.
Olivia Wilde is sharply aware of her place in Hollywood, and recently had some great things to say about women…
Re: Jaden Smith- I swear to god, if I ever have kids when Twitter or Tumblr exists, I am going to laugh SO HARD at their deep thoughts. God knows I laugh at my own Livejournal from 2005.
God my crush for her is BOUNDLESS.
It's my birthday! I got everything I wanted. All my family and friends joining me later for some outside drinking now that it's warm. I got to go to Popeye's Fried Chicken, don't judge me, I LOVE their beans and rice. Then off to Home Depot for some chalkboard paint and a new grill. Best of all? My stepdaughter gave…
Calling her anything else would be disrespectful. Especially knowing that the nickname hurts her!
