"This is about Vogue, and what Vogue decides to do with a specific woman who has very publicly stated that she's fine just the way she is, and the world needs to get on board with that. Just how resistant is Vogue to that idea?"

If you are going to write about this, you need to get in some very important backstory, such as the fact she started out as his mistress and behaved very badly towards the woman who is mother of this man's children and his former life partner.

I was hardcore in Silverchair in the 2000's. And Daniel Johns.

YES. It's so great I feel like I have to post it. Can we turn this whole post into music videos from the 00s?

Yes it fucking is.

They reworked the entire schedule, so that my daughter and 8 other girls could take AP Computer science - they all scored a 5 on the exam. They also fired the counselor who said to my daughter that she was such a pretty girl why did she want to study something so hard. Sometimes you have to just push people, and if…

I just asked my vibrator if I was a "lonely fuck" and it said BUZZZZZZZZZZZ...

I also question why vibrators are so expensive. VIBRATORS FOR THE PEOPLE.

Ms. Ryan,

It makes you wonder how a post that reads "Ever seen a blog post about a weird sex toy designed to simulate the feeling of a penis and thought, what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those? Probably some weirdo who can't get it from a real person?" would be received here.

Why are we empowered when we buy a vibrator, but a man who buys a fleshlight is a 'lonely fuck'?

I actually know at least one 4-year-old boy who LOVES her. He specifically requests to watch the Dance Apocalyptic video and sometimes sings Tightrope to himself.

This calls for a celebration!

Just looking at the movie recognized, I notice that a lot of them are based-on-true stories about real Black men. That makes me think:

Um, I can get in my car and drive to Whole Foods in, like, 5 minutes to stock up on bulk lentils on my way to the gym while my kids are with the nanny! Why are poor people so dumb they don't know that?

Oh, I say this like a million times in these sorts of articles and nobody cares. Someone at Hahvahd says it and everyone's summoning lentils and shit.

It really does, though, doesn't it?

"...Spoiled by all the free penis thrown their way"

One word: Taystee.