Clearly this is an April Fool’s joke. NY takes this day to whole new level.

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

The DOJ definitely doesn’t want the ability to get in limited to just this one phone. They don’t want the ability to get in limited to just Apple phones either. Given how porous the US Federal network is once the DOJ has the means to get in many other nations and people will have the means to get in too.

A rare side affect was severe depression. I had it.

Hahaha, as if most of us have jobs we can do online. Sure, Kasich can bullshit about maternity leave without leaving the house, but my pregnant coworker can’t wipe any virtual asses.

Seriously.. Who needs a 400ft walk in closet, less a 5800sqft house? I need a life of excess, one-upping, and braggetry.

The fucked up thing, they absolutely would

They ARE based in Alabama, so...

I would care less about their calendar if they didn’t waste taxpayer money on Benghazi and PP witch trials. Like if they ACTUALLY got stuff done.

This is a story about a magazine named lucky...

I’ve been on all kinds of BC (nuvaring, oral contraceptives of all varieties), and OMG Mirena is the best. It’s extremely non-annoying.

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

Meh, I put one on my niece 6 months ago. Didn’t really look like much in her lightish, curly-ish hair. She was the only one in her 3rd grade class who missed a bout* with lice though, so maybe there’s that.

Ambassador Chris Stevens knew about Hillary’s 50 abortions, so he had to be silenced in Benghazi. It’s all in the one email that Hillary is hiding at a secure storage facility in a secret FEMA concentration camp where they sterilize white people and melt guns in ovens which run day and night.

Every time I see that hat:

Unexoected cheddar!

@Yoko “Now imagine colliding. Picture the cerise majesty that is your life blood streaming in ribbons from your broken noses, covering the undulating golden sheaves in sanguine glory. Exchange insurance information. Ask the plastic surgeon if he can make you nose twinsies. Realize that had you been wearing your…

Easily the best thing to come out of Michael Ian Black’s mouth since Bradley Cooper.