Seattleite here too, and I haven’t actually noticed my usual Safeway, Fred Meyer, etc being blown out of TP. 

I don’t have space for hoarding! I live in Seattle, Ground Zero of this, and sorry, but it’s a one bedroom apartment. The fridge is full and the pantry’s full. The closet is stuffed with cat food and litter and salmon treats. I’m just going to have to depend on the kindness of strangers not to snap up every last…

This will be my Sunday, every Sunday, after retirement, coronavirus or not.

“I really don’t really get the runs....”   LOLOLOL  :)

One of my co-workers was at Costco yesterday and in front of him in line was a guy in his 80's with a cart filled to the brim with just ice cream and wine. He’s doing it right.

TAKIS (FUEGO)

Yeah, but you gotta figure that the folks who are attending a World Series game are reasonably affluent, especially in the suite sections where Trump was. And as they announced the death of the ISIS leader that morning (with Trump personally performing the five finger exploding heart technique on the guy), maybe he…

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Well, this will give Kavanaugh supporters a conundrum.  When it comes to sexual assault, are calendars rock solid evidence of innocence, or are they lying liars that lie? 

Holy crap. What was wrong with your kids?

True fact: Pete actually has an average penis, but he does have a 9 inch tongue and breathes through his ears.

WARREN 2020: BITCH WHO SUMMONS ICE DEMONS

Because I don't wanna campaign for him and sing his praises? Sure. I'll vote for his shady ass if he's the nominee but that doesn't mean I've gotta find joy in it, fuck outta here

yeah unless I can shove the phone up my vagina and it blocks sperm, big no.

this reminds me of a joke.

Peeing on my team? Who do I look like, Dan Snyder?

If only the plural of anecdote were data.

Imagine if it did though, they really need to re-market themselves.

can you imagine the inJUSTice of being a man, benefiting your WHOLE career from the boy’s club, only to have your PICTURE POSTED next to a WORSE man than you, who only did a little grabbin? men canNOT catch a break in this world, ESPECIALLY in hollywood.

Oh brother.