Xanax is the only reason I can deal with being around people.

Does anyone want to put money on how many of these stories will take place in Chicago or Boston?

It's possible that it's made up but I'm gluten free and I wouldn't guess slim jims aren't either.

Kerry doesn't eat gluten, and tweeted that she had healthy snacks herself. Slim Jims aren't gluten free. I guess she made it up because it sounds amusing?

I was suspicious about the Kerry Washington bit- didn't she tweet she was vegetarian after people were worried about her missing a slice of Oscars pizza?

REALLY?

I'm not the original poster, but as someone else who had a major reduction: yes, absolutely. There are significant scars and it had a fairly long recovery period and was quite expensive (though it was deemed medically justified by my insurance company due to back pain—sometimes it will be covered!). I had it as a…

I hope it's fake just for the sake of my sanity and for my already low faith in humanity.

I read that as "no1cum," which sums up many of my Valentine's Days as well.

Happy anniversary.

Well okeydokey, sunshine! sure looks ADRed though.

I'm not going to lie, I'm only on jez for Ninjacate, Kyosuke, kshortie16, and a few others but watching this Jez/lena dunham meltdown has been hilarious. Its like watching the two annoying white girls at a party trying to out annoy the other one.

NO. ROB FORD STAYS.

I was just thinking that same thing!

Gif party? I think yes.

Patriarchy, yo. Some people are just dicks.

They also have bread sticks, if you can believe it!

Atlanta! There are lots and lots of great things in my city. And Paris on Ponce is one of the best and most fun. It's a huge space with all kinds of strange treasures and curiosities. Their instagram is great too.