clearly not human

She was suffering from severe depression on top of just general new mom not feeling great about her body. So basically, a predator took a vulnerable woman for whom he was in a position of authority and power, and groomed her, just like most abusers do. What did she think? It's right there in the story: that it was her…

Here it is now where's my money

America! Sort your shit out!

You think celebrities are ever embarrassed of their fans?

Psh TV scheduling is for olds. I watch all my shows at the funky cool new time of whenever the heck I want.

The best occupation I ever saw was a guy (Bachelorette) who was listed as "Outdoorsman." What the hell does that mean? He likes camping? He's homeless? Who the fuck knows. It definitely means he has no job.

Every Catholic I know uses or has used birth control. If religious groups don't want to follow U.S. laws then they should be willing to give up their tax exempt status.

Incredible! How did they ever get those tickets?

At least they did the moral thing and got married.

I was wondering if Seattle had been absorbed into Canada when I wasn't looking.

Holidays make everyone think too fucking hard.

Surely this applies overwhelmingly to short-term relationships, right? I mean, if you're in a years-long relationship wouldn't you be likely to grimly stick it out until after Christmas? Even just to avoid being that guy/girl.

...They know each other... it is a joke. Personally I think she is adorable.

I really needed that Blair/Seth news this morning.

I had to do a lot of scrolling to figure out if this was two dicks one mouth or two mouths one dick because apparently graphics in primary colors at the start of an article take too much deduction effort on my part.

Woop woop! VA voter here! See ya never, Cooch. Sucks to suck.