Here’s a thing nobody should ever say, but this is the world we live in:

Working hard 24/7. That’s 24 hours a week, 7 months a year.

-Trying to become a runner
-Dudes who only watch sports for fun
-Pretending to be dumber than I am so as not to upset sensitive men
-Being afraid to do things alone
-Feeling guilty about sleeping in
-Republicans
-Working more than 45 hours a week
-Highlighting my hair
-TINDER
-Buying cheap clothes, makeup, skincare, etc.
-Worryi…

genius.

I wanted to love him, but he was so fidgety it drove me crazy. But what indeed, Tom.

Birth control pills make me angry and depressed. I have tried many varieties and it’s never worked out well. For awhile I was using Nuva ring continuously, bc per my gyno a steady dose of hormones would be better than popping hormones every morning. It actually worked pretty well but it was stupidly expensive at the…

That blueberry goat cheese is fucking incredible. Also the Unexpected Cheddar. It’s unreal. Trader Joe’s cheeses are the reason I will never be skinny and I'm ok with that.

I want you to wear the belly.

I just moved to a new city and figured I’d test out Tinder as a way to meet people and also, why the fuck not. The amount of conversations that I had like the below just hammered home the disgusting sense of male entitlement that is completely accepted in this fucking country. And world.

Here’s a cat gif because I can’t anymore.

In college I took a class on public service communication and we had to work with a non-profit who’s aim was to convince pregnant women not to drink. Their biggest issue was that “doctors said drinking in moderation was fine”. Luckily it was a group project class and I did nothing because I would have probably raged…

I don’t ever want to dislike anything involving the Muppets, because even if it’s not their finest work, the fact that Muppets still exist means everything in this sad, sad world. That said... I was not thrilled with this piece of work. I was apprehnsive when they announced Kermit + Piggy were over forever but I could…

Not an injury, I get strep throat about 50% of the time after the first BJ encounter with a new partner. The fourth time I went down, and then came down with strep two days later I figured it couldn’t be a coincidence. Doctor informed me that there are a handful of lucky individuals who are uber sensitive to foreign…

The reaction you’re getting here, in a fairly liberal corner of the Internet, is REALLY interesting. It’s disheartening to see how even the most tolerant of people can be brainwashed by their belief in a puppeteer in the sky. You’re completely correct- that hundreds of years of violence toward “different” people…

There’s got to be 0% truth to that prenup story.

Interesting. I bought a pack of this stuff at costco earlier this Summer and it's been working fine for me. My skin only does two colors: pasty and lobster red, no in between. I'm super careful for that reason. Maybe it's the older formula? This is depressing news because it's extremely difficult to find wheat free…

Honestly, if you’re going to pretend you’re black, the Inland Northwest is the place to do it. I grew up just northeast of Spokane, in Idaho, and my high school had TWO black students. And since it is the only high school within a 40 mile radius, it was fairly big by rural standards. Probably 1,200 total. This, to me,…

Are you sure? Because she could be fucking with you, just for fun.

Mormons don’t wear wedding dresses during their temple ceremonies. Most brides still buy one to wear for the reception (they will put it on after their ceremony so they come out and greet the non-Mormon heathens in bridal attire) but in the temple they wear robe things and the aforementioned garments. So that business…

I thought that we’ve established that Rebel’s “29th” birthday party was a joke? Her IMDB page has always said the correct age.