Does anybody out there have thoughts on Mirena? I've had it for 2.5 years and have been an emotional wreck the entire time. There have been other circumstances but I'm suspicious of the IUD. I've asked four different doctors including OBGYN and psych and they all say that the Mirena is def not the cause of my anxiety.…

Once my sexting buddy was drunk and said “I’m going to turn you around, bend you over, and slap your buttox, leaving two handprints”. I was pretty into it until buttox. That’s not a word, sir.

Sweet Jesus. I would list the reasons how this is terrible but then I’d have to count, and I only have 10 fingers. Or is it 9?

When she reverses the bag it says “YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE LOLZ”

My high school boyfriend’s parents were like this! Only I think his Mom knew about the other wife and just didn’t care because she didn’t actually like her husband. They got married because she got knocked up, and then she lived in this nice house with their kids and he lived with his wife in another state. He too was…

I met a guy just before leaving the country for a month. We texted a ton while I was gone, and were excited to actually get to hang out when I returned. I got back on a Thursday, and we made dinner plans for Saturday night. I got a bikini wax because, fuck it, I don't care if it's first date, we've talked a bunch…

Oooh, and people would always comment on how ugly her ex fiancé/BF was on Instagram, not that I follow her and watch PLL, so "fat BFF"?

Well I already wrote this so sorry if it winds up a dupe post. I half agree with you on this- she does yoga at the same studio as me, and she seems fairly introverted/quiet. She's definitely Eastern European because I've heard her on the phone speaking something Russian-y sounding. But the paparazzi aren't bad in ATL…

This feels like straight up mansplaining. There are too many suspicious exclusions for me to get on board. He's "unable" to have sex, unless it's with a professional sex worker? What could they be doing that this wife, who allegedly loves and is attracted to her husband, can't? As someone with severe commitment…

#3 is the reason nobody takes me seriously in restaurants now. On behalf of the celiac population of this country, have several seats sir. And then fuck right off.

Wait but didn't The Queen announce that she was pregnant on Instagram recently? I might be insane. I could be, actually.

I was raped at 17 by a man almost twice my age. For years after, I made jokes about it, and in college even boasted about the fact that Id been with someone so much older. It took me a very long time to understand that I did this because I wanted to think I hadn't been raped. I wanted to think that I had just made an…

Um duh college women get raped because they go to college. They have to be in college to be college women. <<<< Phyllis logic.

As with all birth control, it's different depending on the person. IUDs are a little scarier to take the plunge because you can't exactly "stop" taking them. That said, I've had a lot of issues with birth control, and Mirena hasn't been too bad for me. I still get PMS symptoms, and I think my skin is a bit oilier than…

#humblebrag.

IUD is the best thing ever. I have the hormonal IUD (Mirena). I started the BC for non whore reasons when I was 16- I had horrific periods and cramps. Took a few different kinds of pills over the years and they'd work for awhile and then I'd become a psycho. I finally got the IUD last fall, and while it hurt for a…

Little Sisters of the Poor...there's some kind of ironic joke in there. My brain just isn't functioning well enough today to find it.

I'm not sure how I can put this into one story without it taking up pages upon pages but I will try to be succinct: After a four-year relationship ended, I wasn't (am not) in the market for a boyfriend, but I also moved to a new city for said relationship and don't know a lot of people so I did something idiotic: I…

And prostate exams for all those ladies out there with one of those.

Most insurance companies DO cover ED medications, actually. Including the insurance provided by the catholic university where several of my friends work, which does NOT cover their birth control.