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There's no such thing as a "lower severity" version of Celiac. Your friend may not get violently ill, but I can assure you, bad shit is going on internally. I was diagnosed at 21 and didn't have a lot of the really obvious symptoms, but I was really fucking tired. Turns out I have pernicious anemia- after years of

I don't understand the second part of your story... But as someone with ADHD that went undiagnosed for most of my childhood, I feel for you. I never got to participate in field day because I was always in trouble.

If Hooters has any marketing acumen at all, they'd never link to a third party site. I'm inclined to believe this was an actual hack.

I just can't be on board with someone who doesnt want melted sugar and chocolate on a graham cracker. That shit is delicious. On everything else: I concur.

Girl, I feel your pain. My doctor told me that there was a very good chance that mine would grow back as well. She said that people who are on the petite side with large boobs have it the worst, because losing weight won't really help. And gaining weight goes directly back to your boobs. She also said that if I have

Lolz the snowboarder wins because Verizon will have to pry my unlimited data from my cold, dead hands. Actually nope, I'll leave it in my will to some child, to leave in their will to someone else I WILL DEFEAT YOU FOREVER, VERIZON.

Sweet Jesus. Goosebumps.

I had a breast reduction when I was 25. It was partially because I had some posture issues, but it would be a big, fat, lie to say that feeling uncomfortable in environments like the gym, the beach, walking down the street without a fucking blanket covering my cleavage, wasn't the majority share of my decision. I'm a

I was thinking about this the other day, actually. Every time I've stumbled across a dating site or a Tinder profile, I always see guys listing height, which seems so awkward. More awkward than them all holding fish. But seriously, if OK Cupid asked women to list their weight...eek.

I too was thinking debt haha

I have a handful of Banana sweaters that have fallen apart WAYYYY too quickly- or pilled on the first wear. SO annoying. :( I realize this is not helpful whatsoever, but I wanted to ccommiserate.

Sometimes I do my hair and makeup when I'm bored and then watch Netflix on the couch. Should I stop? Will the men not like me anymore? I require all of my time to be taken up solely by bettering myself to attract men, ya know?

"I cant remember the last time I played a full 18 without my Blackberry humming like a possessed vibrator". Honestly five seconds before I started watching this, I said to my friend "So do all dudes think they're the most interesting thing in the world, or just the ones on Tinder?" so it appears that I'm not the only

Excuse you, study. Solange is the shit.

This is...the best gif I've ever seen.

I managed the social media account at an old job and on SEVERAL occasions accidentally wrote work tweets on my personal. Thank GOD it wasn't the other way around, but seriously. I respect US Air for being reasonably understanding.

Wow. Just...Wow. I have always said I have guilt issues, but I never really associated the fact that maybe they are a symptom, not a cause of the disease.

DUH DOY, HILZ.

Cue the "my bridesmaids were allowed to wear whatever they wanted and I paid for everything" humblebrags...

Yep. I'd actually like to thank this kid's parents for not giving him or her easy access to a gun.