I am constantly torn between going to a courthouse and having a wedding just so I can get the same presents I've given everyone else. I'm in three weddings in the net year and the level of commitment is insane. The MOH in one has planned the bachelorette party over halloween weekend and demanded we all dress as…

I have actually never even heard of a Bishop's Court...and my best friend's dad was the Bishop at one point. There are always bad seeds and it sounds like you got the best of them. That makes me angry. I hope you don't think that you should hold this view because I respect everyone's view on all religions. I just…

This is sad to me. I too am an "ex mormon" but it has more to do with never being convinced, even as a young child, that there was a cloud man in the sky making big decisions and designing planets and whatnot. I have absolutely no hard feelings toward anyone who is Christian/Muslim/Buddhist/Vegan, whatever. Almost all…

I thought this was already a thing. Level of suprise here =

This is something I struggle with daily. I want a ring. Ok? I want a shinny, pretty princess cut diamond with trillions on the side and a pave band. Yep. I want that. However. I also want to get courthouse married before the year ends so I can get some tax benefits because aside from the paperwork, I'm already married…

I honestly thought nothing could surpass my love for Beyonce, but it turns out my hatred of feet is just a. Little stronger. No thank you, internet.

Why is this such a New York phenomenon? Like it's the end all be all of cities. Why is there not a ton of literature about leaving Chicago, or Boston, or San Francisco? Other cities deserve the love too!

I hate pumpkin spice. I hate it. HATE IT. GO AWAY FUCKING PUMPKIN SPICE.

This was something that always bothered me about Gilmore Girls. They were supposed to be a struggling family borrowing money to send her to private school, and yet Rory always had wayyyyy more expensive clothes than my middle class self.

Ew. Just stop. I can give you a list of crappy books written by men, too. Have you NOT heard of R.L. Stein?

I love me some Solange. Really all Knowles family members, minus the dad, I'm fully on board with. However. I'm kind of over this "Miley playing black" attitude that is happening. She's acting like a nut job. Her outfits are questionable- but white people like Michael Jordan, too. If anything, she's trying to be…

You can't just create a chapter of a national sorority at your school because you feel like it. That is not how this works. Queue the Delta Gamma National Headquarters statement that they have nothing to do with this/will have nothing to do with this.

Hispanic people aren't known for their big butts? Have you ever heard of J Lo?

If I had been on your train, I would have slow clapped you.

This Tumblr is amazing. I can't even tell you how many times I silently raged to myself on the subway as I got hit by bro backpacks. Seriously. DON'T WEAR A BACKPACK ON THE TRAIN! Take that shit off and hold it in front of you. I'm a lady, I carry a huge purse. And I carry it in front of me so as motto take up the…

That's what I really wanted to say. I like your style.

So, that's the thought I had. You're shocked at Lady Gaga's outfits? That's so 2009.

Sadly, this has much more to do with the fact that its Bama than the sororities themselves. Nationally, there is a lot of diversity among chapters. In the south, however, racism is still thriving.

So...Miley Cyrus got everyone in the world talking about her right before her new album drops. My goodness, it's like she almost did it on purpose or something. Merica, you've been trolled...by Miley Cyrus.

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