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Atlanta here- I've seen that fucking commercial WAYYYYY too many times

Oh please. The only drugs he probably did were Nyquil and Xanax. The Kardashians are just a bunch of douchebags on a smear campaign. Look at Kris Humphries. Bro did nothing, and he still got hated on for months.

"Italy is a major ally" that happens to be smaller than most of the US states. If you honestly think extradition is even a possibility, you are a complete idiot.

Anytime I hear a come Clean I think of Laguna Beach and being 16 BRING IT BACK

Pretty much the only redeeming quality of this show to me was Claudette. Jason Biggs, I hate you.

Slow clap. This made my morning.

I am possibly the world's biggest OC fan. It's sick how many times I've seen every season. I basically have the entire series memorized word for word. That said, I'm not too much of a drinker. Maybe here and there in college, but I've always been on the tamer end of the spectrum. Take that, science!

I told my therapist I talk to my mom once or twice a day and she looked at me like I was a total lunatic.

The infuriating thing is that (most) 18 year olds are just not able to comprehend exactly how serious student loans are, yet we allow them to take on this crushing financial burden anyway. I know when I went to college I was like, whatever, everyone has loans! I was fully prepared to take out $75k to finance my NYU

My favorite (slash least favorite) is when they go golfing and Ryan hits his ball into the lake. Oliver goes "awwww too bad!" In the most annoying voice possible. I hear it in my nightmares. Stupid Oliver.

My question for Seth Cohen would be- Was the actor who played Oliver as awful as Oliver was IRL? Because I fucking hated Oliver. Also, Theresa. No gracias.

I'm going to go ahead and guess Miley was being sarcastic. Also, I know we're supposed to hate her and all for growing up, but I think she actually looks amazing with the short hair, and I love the fuck out of her new song.

I have a foggy memory of reading an interview with her many years ago, talking about how her parents kept her grounded, how they were super normal and great parents, etc. She stayed out of the hollywood scene, and was happy being "a good girl". I wish I could find it out. That said, this is sad, and I hope that the

This makes me ragey for two reasons. 1. If we're all saying the defense was afraid that the jurors would vote with their emotions vs. "The law", then the law is fucked and should be fixed. But we all know that. 2. Claiming it's ok that he's a free man because cloud man in the sky will later judge him idiotic.

Rape can occur with hands, foreign objects, sticks, etc. HOW DOES A BROOM HANDLE GET OFF? My poor womanly mind is so confused.

I think I need one of these for my desk. I'd squeeze that little shit like a stressball, obviously.

Um. I would LOVE to see this in person. That sounds incredible.

I fucking love yogurt. I eat it twice a day. At least. I'm going to go eat some right now, actually. Yum.

The fact that this article hasn't been pulled down is hilarious and pathetic.

I was confused as to why they would currently recognize a female, but not in the future- but it's been cleared up that if she had a younger brother, he'd be King over her. This is all very interesting though. I'm going to do some wikipediaing of monarchies now.