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I thought that night be the case. Also clearly I meant current, not urgent. Thanks kinja!

I'm going to be honest that I'm not super well versed in the British monarchy, but I'm confused by this. Isn't the urgent queen the head of the commonwealth? Why is it that she can lead, but a potential Will and Kate son would lead Canada, et al?

Diet Coke is the nectar of Gods. I do love me some Double D Triple P. But the DC will always be my #1.

For realz? You live together and you're not excited to sleep alone for a night? Think if this as a gift! No snoring! No heat box next to you! Spread eagle in the middle of the bed! All of the awesome single things, all while knowing your love interest is under the same roof!

I had a breast reduction recently. It was covered by my insurance, but I still paid a little over $3k. I thought that was absurd until I saw the bill from the hospital for the actual total: $27 THOUSAND DOLLARS. For less than eight hours in the hospital. With no complications. Fuck that noise, I'm moving to France.

Pretty sure 99% of women in existence have experienced some form of sexual harassment.

"She was the daughter of a single woman" right, well that's definitely her fault. Let's totally blame her for that.

Hey I know the artist. This is rad.

With you, but for me it's antidepressants. Take them and be happy, never have sex. Don't take them and be a miserable crying mess, still never really have sex. It's a great time.

This is fantastic. I'm having surgery that requires me to basically stay horizontal for three weeks. I have two weeks vacation and three personal days. I tried to work it out with HR and they were like, mmmm no FMLA leave for you! Thankfully, I'm not in the corporate office and my boss is allowing me to "work from

I think this totally depends on your hair. I have extremely thin, blonde hair. If it's uneven in the slightest, it's obvious. Meanwhile, my friends with thick, dark hair can go to Great Clips and look fab.

It's pronounced KEEFAH.

I have no idea what this is from, but it accurately portrays my reaction to any kind of tension in the workplace, so I say go with it.

That is overwhelmingly absurd and you need to report that entire conversation. I don't care if its the most religious university out there, teaching false information=bad teacher. This is disgusting.

You do realize you're the only one making these connections here, right? I said his race did not convict him, his DNA did. I specifically said the opposite of what you're trying to get heated about. It's laughable that you're trying to make this a race issue. If you want to believe she's racist, go ahead. I'm sure she

I've read a lot about the case, as well as met her in person (prior to all of this obviously) and I have clearly formulated my opinion, which isn't changing. I don't really care if she was a bad employee. I just care that you're trying to make this a race issue on her part, when clearly isn't. Regardless of his race,

She didnt accuse him because he was a black man. The police accused him, told her he was involved, and under serious duress, she agreed it could be a possibility. Calling her racist is totally ridiculous. If anyone is racist here, it's the police that led the charge on him.

Here's what I don't get. A drifter with his DNA all over the crime scene, including semen on the victm's body, claims that he had consenual sex with her and then didnt hear her murder because he was taking a shit in their bathroom after, while listening to his iPod. Then he went on the run and was picked up for

Thanks for this unfriendly reminder. BF and I live 1000 miles away from any family or friends, and are going to be poor as fuck next summer due to everyone and their mom deciding to get married. we've already decided we're getting married in my tiny, difficult/expensive to get to hometown so we can keep it small. I

question- do the designers plan on selling the gowns after they're returned? Do people commonly pay thousands of dollars for what is essentially a used garment?