This offends me. Sure it was no Pulitzer, but geez.

I have to be honest- I have no clue. It sounds like their Sssss is drawn out just due to video quality. I really just came here to say: good lord, why does that place exist?

I'm still deciding how I feel about it. I'm glad Nancy's cousin isn't making $8796 a week online anymore, but the gray is weird. Back in the days of stars they were red, though, right? And I liked the original way. Mostly because I liked having a star, sigh. The glory days.

Because I'm not trying to convince non Greeks that they're wrong. My post was a response to the OP stating that "haters gonna hate".I was pointing out, TO HER, that people are always going to hate on it, so don't get upset at Jezebel for jumping on that bandwagon. I'm defending nothing. My life has been made better by…

My comment wasn't defending sororities. I was responding to the original poster who is upset about the lack of "sorority positive" articles out there. Please refer to the part where "I don't give a fuck" if you want to be upset about the theme of some (unofficial, not approved by a national organization) mixer.

Whoa...totally thought that was Miley with a bad wig.

She must not be athletic right? That's why she's fat? Because she's super lazy. That's basically a fact, right? Excuse me while I go punch a wall.

The issue isn't that they're not portraying greeks in a positive light, it's that they seem to glom onto these stories like OH LOOK SORORITIES ARE FUCKING UP AGAIN. When in fact, non greeks/GDIs/whateverthefucktheywanttobecalleds do the same stupid shit when they're in college, (athletes, anyone?). I've been to…

This comment made me face palm.

You win all the points today.

She looks way more plain Jane now. She's still gorgeous, but I'm not into it.

This is 100% it. I've always hated wearing heels and then one day it was fine. Then I gained weight, hated it again. Lost the weight, I can rock pumps all day Again.

It's only important to follow the constitution/bible/laws when it's convenient.

I don't see the word asshole in that entire article. Your point is moot.

While I get the point you're trying to make here, this article is a smidge too offensive to take seriously. Spoiled sorority girls? Not every member of greek life is in college on their parents dime. And all sorority members are not blonde. I think our friend Rebecca Martinson is a good example. Yeah they're douches…

If anyone needs to be cunt punted, it's this bitch. I can't wait until she's fat, signing her divorce papers.

Wasn't there a story a couple of weeks ago about a douche frat guy at Maryland? And I know they've had issues with their NPHC (multicultural, for you GDIs) hazing in the paSt, too. Interesting.

I'd rather hire this girl than some personality lacking drone. That said, I'm glad she's not a member of my sorority, but only because of the bad PR.

The fact that you're getting this worked up over a typo is fucking hilarious.

This is the worst bro gun control law argument, and it keeps getting used. Illegal things happen all the time, so why have laws? Why make murder illegal when it happens every day? The people doing it wont care! Do you know where the soside side Chicago criminals are getting guns? They live like .2 seconds from…