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Oh Lordy. There's always a way, I suppose. I have hopes that tons of 8th grade boys don't know how to jailbreak, but ugh. I'm glad picture phones didn't exist until the very end of high school for me.

Yes but the whole point of the app is that you can't screenshot.

I would think Snapchat will make sexting safer, since the pictures only exist for three (or however long you set it) seconds. Yeah they will prob still do it,but at least the pictures can't be passed around.

Why the fuck didn't someone tell me to be a nurse?

My boss found out that I was considering moving to live with my long distance boyfriend, and informed me that she's firing me after she gets back from her vacation in January. she told me I should spend the holidays looking for a job. And then she gave me a present. Hopefully she choked on her Christmas dinner.

Also, they look like siblings.

I personally think its's justified for you to punch her in the face, so I say do what you gotta do.

I have a work phone and a personal phone and that gives me anxiety. Get out of here with your eight phones, Kody Brown.

Exactly. Larry Craig, exhibit A.

Oh my god I had Megan too! I think I had Megan, she was the redhead, right? I loved their stories. I also had two American Girl dolls (only girl. I admit I was/am spoiled) but they were all so much more interesting than some stupid, feed the baby and it pees doll. I learned all about how my Swedish cousins do…

I don't know why this was my first thought, but wouldn't this totally fuck them in terms of taxes? If they've been filing jointly for 50+ years they might owe some money right?

Love that they're all in plain white, but Kimmy just HAD to step it up with some bling. No doubt that was purposeful.

Wait a minute. I was at O'Hare today and I walked by this piano, as I have many times. I didn't see/hear anyone! I miss all the nice things.

Have you watched the YouTube video where Spinney (in Big Bird costume) sings It's Not Easy Being Green at Jim Henson's memorial service? It's the saddest, but most amazing clip. I will never not love Muppets.

LOLZ- "Pretending republicans are against birth control". Right because republicans have totally voiced their support and love for contraception.

People are so fucking stupid. I can waltz into my hometown Walmart and buy a handgun right now, no questions asked. And I wouldn't even have to register the gun. That is just batshit, fucking, insane. I could have a history of mental health issues. I could have gone to jail for domestic violence. But that…

What about all of these reports that the teacher/classroom he went cray in was Ryan Lanza's mother? Even if it's the wrong person, wouldn't said Ryan Lanza on FB be too busy mourning the fact that his mom was murdered and his dad found dead in his home, to be posting "fuck yous" on Facebook? Something is amiss.

At this point we should probably start profiling acne ridden, awkward suburban 17-30 year whit guys.