This hiring manager sounds like a real peach to work for. There is nothing wrong with asking for more money, just like there is nothing wrong with the employer saying no.

I agree. I get the outrage, people suck. But who wants to be a member of a club that doesn't want you?

They're broken up right? Pleaaaaaaase tell me they're broken up. Restraining order broken up.

Hmmm. Former mormon from Idaho here. Saw plenty of pants at church on teh laydeez. Maybe a product of location?

All I want for Christmas for about 25 years running, is a minature hippo and a tiny manatee that can live in a fishbowl. FIND ME THESE THINGS.

Ils sont idiots, je suis d'accord. Votre français est mieux que Henri. Mais Henri gagne encore toutes les choses.

Tacky tacky tacky.

What a fucking hipster. Henri is the superior cat.

Should have known.

Um Walmart security guards are armed? This is a thing? Thank the lord for my no-Walmart policy, that is terrifying.

Just sayin, but 2012 was supposed to be the year for certain shades of green.

To be honest, this is the best thing I've ever seen in my life. Ever.

Seriously though, this is super annoying. Wait for it to come out that he hired her off of Craigslist to play in the song.

As someone who doesn't want children: gross. It never ceases to amaze how many people are such total completely hypocritical assholes. I'm glad that you are able to feel comfortable with your own decisions. I hope that you do have a group of supporters who will say fuck you to those parenting groups.

Even though I don't believe in God, I sometimes hope that I'm wrong and there is a second coming. And when it happens, Jesus returns and explains to everyone in the world that he is gay, and Christians are doing it wrong.

I was raised Mormon by a raging, Peace Corps liberal and military officer. I never fit in well because I questioned a lot of teachings (of all religion, not just Mormonism) and was allowed to watch R rates movies and wear whatever. I chose to stop attending when I was 15 because religion just wasn't for me. That…

Picking and choosing what doctrines to follow= modern religion. Sure believing in sky fairies may be silly to some, but you don't need to be a dick about it. Mormons are no more "harmful" than Presbyterians. (Random choice)

So one time I had food poisoning so badly that I could not leave my bathroom floor. For a solid 16 hours, I lay on the bathroom floor only moving to barf/dry heave. this was approximately every 10-15 minutes. I was so thirsty and dehydrated but any time I'd take a sip of water, it would immediately come back up. I…

Very acute morning sickness? Add that to the ever growing list of why to not procreate.

Forever.