Pornaments! I remember it well. I was saddened about the move to NYC, because I loved having a Chicago voice on Jezebel. I will be even more sad about this move. Good luck, god speed,and may you get the chance to befriend Courtney Stodden during your tenure at VH1.

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Gabby Douglas is easily third to Aly and McKayla in fierceness. Bubbliest, easy. But not fierce.

This was a rhetorical question.

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Jokes on you, I live in an apartment building.

I read that super fast in one breath in my head in a singsongy voice. I assume that was your intent.

The best part of this article is it's flexibility. Change the title and it can be published on any blog! What It's Like to Be the only Cougar in the Sex Club. The Only Geiatric. The Only Hollywood Starlett.

And then after you get paid for it, you win an all expenses paid trip to jail because that shit is illegal!

Or worse, what if it grows up to be a conservative?

If its not acceptable in your mind, don't do it. Problem solved.

Heartbreaking. I can't even imagine the strength that takes. Sorry doesnt even begin to cover it. I just came here to say that I completely agree with this sentiment. I HATE when people try and claim "everything happens for a reason." No, it does not. Sometimes shitty things happen for no reason, and we have to…

Are there people arguing that parents of special needs children don't deserve help if those parents knew prior to birth? That just seems like a very bizarre argument. I personally wish we lived in a country where everyone's child was guaranteed healthcare, and completely understand the financial reasoning of those…

Puppies?

You are so right. I bet you're also an advocate for affordable medicine so these cancer patients/disabled unborn babies can be treated.

I can answer this question for you! No. There is not.

Fellow Chicagoan here. I used to silently fume anytime I saw a clearly pregnant woman standing on a crowded bus. Now I just shoot death glares until someone finally gets embarrassed and gives up their seat. Almost a decade of relying solely on public transportation has made me lose what little patience I had with…

I think there is a big difference between cheating, and having an affair. If my (theoretical) husband gets wasted and cheats, completely regrets it, and never does it again, I don't want to know about it. And if I did, I could probably forgive, however it would take years of insecurity and me being annoying as hell…

I'm sorry, but I laughed so hard at this. It may be very un-PC but dear God it's genius.