I believe he is Catholic. He has said, pre their union, that he doesn't believe in getting a divorce. However, an annulment is also a way of getting around a prenup, so that's more likely the reason. I for one, fully support this and hope he can take her for everything she's worth. The cat included, because that…

Oh God this describes my boyfriend's ex perfectly. Trust me, when, years later, you move across the country and this psycho Swimfan shows up on your doorstep refusing to leave, you will realize its not worth it. run far, far away.

Isn't it pretty easy to pass a drug test even if you're a stoner, though? I know numerous people who come home to a nice blunt every day and pass drug tests easily. You'd think she would be well versed in this.

Crying.

I'm sure you've never found something inappropriate to be funny. I'm also sure that the MIT students wanted to personally insult you. Everyone has shitty things that happen in their life that someone else would think isn't that bad, or even amusing. Everyone. It's all relative. Taking everything super personally…

Wait but she is 11. Even if she posted an ad in a newspaper saying "Wanted: People to gangbang 11 year old on camera!" said individuals would still be breaking laws. Or is statutory rape not a thing in Texas?

1. What about giving someone an article of clothing does not constitute as donating? And 2. While I appreciate your condescending tone (just kidding, I don't) I out-rightly said that it was probably in bad taste that I found it funny. So maybe get your panties out of the wad and and bitch at someone who doesn't…

I won't disagree with you on that. I have volunteered for this particular pantry many times, and while my friend is not like this, a good chunk of her coworkers suck.

One of my college roommates and I discovered that we both swiped our V-cards on Black Friday of our senior year in high school. Obviously Thanksgiving is a popular time for sexing, and Planned Parenthood recognizes this. Bravo on them.

Here is the best part of all of this shit to me. I have been around every religion you can possibly imagine. Seventh Day Adventist elementary school, Mormon best friend, Episcopalian/Jewish/Presbyterian family, Catholic university, etc. I don't know a single woman who, past the age of 18, has never been on birth…

Word. Wah wah wah you're oppressing me by complaining that my oppressing your rights is bullshit.

I had the same reaction. They're obviously trolling the entire state.

I mean, she WAS a model. But ok, that's some serious botox. God I love Martha.

Exactly. I have t his weird habit of falling asleep on my arm and waking up to a totally dead appendage. That shit is HEAVY when I have to pick it up and move it out of the way.

According to the things I've seen from KLM she couldn't physically get through the door and down the aisles of the plane. Especially because she had one leg and would have needed assistance to get her to a seat in the first place. The spokesperson's comment about seatbelt extenders "not offering a solution, either"…

I feel bad for your son. That's a rough spot to be, between a warring Mother and Wife. Maybe you should try sucking it up and "killing her with kindness". If you want to be a bigger part of his life, recognize that he has a family of his own now and they're a packaged deal. Wouldn't it be great if you loved his…

Take the tickets to Paris. Hide there. Win!

I make less than $50k and shop at anthro all the time. I don't shop at Chanel. Exhibit A.

What is WRONG with you? How else are you going to make a mountain of potatoes to turn into a gravy volcano!?

I agree that it would be awesome to have her compete after having the procedure. However, I imagine being Miss America can be time consuming. I know it's not the same thing, but I've been trying to get a breast reduction for the past nine years, and somehow it just keeps getting pushed back due to recovery time. I…