Wouldn't it be fun if church and state were ACTUALLY separated and state wasn't just church's bitch?

Chelsea for Secretary of State!

Is there a signup list for this test pilot of pies job? If so, where is it?

A volunteer released the video on YOUTUBE. Let's get real here.

Shucks, now where will I go to view awkwardly titled "I normally wouldn't make a wedding pin board but my cousin's co-worker's cat is getting married (but really I'm desperately planning my own wedding)" boards?

I could not be more pleased with this. I came home from the election rally at 2:30am, and proceeded to stay up until about 4:00am hate reading Twitter. It's just so, so wonderful to see the idiocy in the Republican Party displayed so obviously, and without shame.

It must be exhausting trying to find things to get mad about all of the time.

Preach!

But then all of those mexicans will be able to run for president and then what will we do?

Brandon Norrie is my favorite. He has quite a few gems, such as this one http://twitter.com/bnorrieWC/status/265939739448856577. And his background features, dare I saw it, BLACK PEOPLE. We should totally listen to 16 year olds' opinions on politics, especially when they have bad grammar.

I had an abortion once. Less blood than a cardboard papercut.

In my experience, they did not. UGH.

They need to at least contact you if they do invalidate it, so you can fix it. It's bullshit to just be like, whoops, you don't count.

I live in Illinois, but absentee voted in Idaho, mostly because I'm too lazy to get an Illinois license. I called to confirm that they'd received my ballot (yes I am psychotic) and they informed me that my vote was invalidated because the signature on the ballot didn't match the signature on the voter registration…

Elizabeth Warren's face makes me smile. Girlcrush.

I just posted this on Facebook. It's been stuck in my head since about January.

I'm going to vomit.

I dated a twin and he was the most insecure person in the world. "Why do you love me, and not my brother?" I do not evny anyone who has a twin, at least an identical twin.

A question I find myself asking even more is why do people think God exists?