These skeeve me out in the same way that the Human Centipede trailer does.

I have never been on Reddit. Not on purpose, just because I haven't found my way to that part of the web (and Gawker just republishes anything interesting anyway). I think I will just continue to make this a thing and add it to my list of sites never to visit, up there nice and snuggly with anything Perez Hilton.

Or you could consider the fact that her depression was so severe that not even the thought of her children were enough to go on.

My college boyfriend always said that "school was his job" and never worked. It annoyed the shit out of me. I was on a full scholarship but needed to eat occasionally, so I bartended. And did four internships, two unpaid. And was president of my sorority. Guess who graduated Summa Cum Laude, with a job upon…

My immediate thought was, "yeah, but only the trashy bottle blondes".

Oh MY. What is happening here?

Mormons don't begin wearing temple garments until they've been endowed, which is a special temple ceremony that occurs either 1. when one embarks on a church mission or 2. when sealed in marriage. Endowment is different than just going through the temple, because after the age of 12 any mormon in good standing can…

Well if you are in Illinois, as this story pertains, that would be illegal. So I'd say the butcher is probably just trying not to break laws.

And that butcher, and said pharmacist, would be total hypocrites. Thank you for proving my point.

As a vegetarian, I made the wise decision to not become a butcher. If you have a moral issue with dispensing medication, then perhaps you shouldn't become a pharmacist.

This is too human centipede for me.

Already saved that GIF. She's my hero.

I wish I were as fat as she is.

Just think what would have happened if the mothers of the 9/11 masterminds had had abortions. Then Merica would never have been attacked. Abortions for all!

My guinea pig Stedman is currently munching a carrot. I side eyed him while reading this.

But it's illegal to ride your bike on the perfectly good sidewalk.

I once witnessed and old man literally push a woman, with both hands, off of a bike on Michigan avenue. It was a classic "get off my lawn!" moment, but even better. What kind of idiot rides their bike on a sidewalk on Michigan avenue, anyway?

The people on the left! What is their deal? I have such sidewalk rage thanks to Chicago. Don't even get me started on the bikers on the sidewalk.

Per dictionary.com

Mary Magdelene always seemed pretty feminist. Do you think she hyphenated? Mary Madgelene-Christ?