I think the word you're looking for here is "diploma" not "degree".

I completely disagree, but to each his own.

"(...)if someone's carrying around extra weight, it probably means that they have access to a steady supply of food and are consequently healthy. " I find this interesting because isn't that really the opposite now? Fresh, organic, healthy foods are brutally expensive, while unhealthy food is much more easily…

I personally think breastfeeding at a restaurant is gross, but I'm also a 25 year old girl who thinks babies are disgusting. I know that's my issue, but it's mine to have. I would never make a scene and leave because I was offended, but I do greatly appreciate a little "breast sheathing". The world would be a…

This democrat would.

It sounds like Alice Glass and Heidi Montag had a love child.

Don't forget about the alternate, Elizabeth Price!!!

This is the third school I've read about Suri attending today. Poor girl is going to be edumacating all day, errday.

But they all wear scrunchies! Surely these people realize that hairstyles are not of the utmost importance to gymnasts. Besides, have y'all bitches seen her TEETH? I am so distracted by their blinding whiteness I couldn't give two shits about her hair.

BUT WHAT WAS SHE WEARING?

I see no problem with chivalry playing a role in feminism. Yes, my vagina should get paid as much as your penis for the same job. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to give you the stink eye for getting off an elevator before me.

Thank God for DVR. I've been trying to watch at work, but it's buffering during all of the important parts.

Hope Solo is the female equivalent of a douchebag.

As far as I'm concerned, Bill Clinton is the second coming. So when he goes, we're all fucked.

So I love me some celebrity drama, but I cannot, no matter how much effort I put in, give a shit about sparkle vampz. Give me Beyonce or give me nothing.

Oh Jenelle. What would your mother say?

As pathetic as it is to admit, I used to have a serious problem with being too hungover to take my pill on weekends (or vomiting it up). I switched to Nuva Ring, which makes my wallet cry big fat crocodile tears, is awkwardly located in my refrigerator, but is also the most magical thing that has ever been in my…

When I went to see Saw II (as in the movie saw, not seesaw) there was a single woman with about five kids ranging from infant to probably 9 years old. They seemed less afraid than I, so more power to them.

Exactly. Bugs any day. Antibiotics are what freak me out.

If you want a really good time, hit up the Walgreens on the corner of Belmont and Broadway. I went in to buy a pregnancy test after a nice sushi dinner with a friend, and excitedly saw that they were not locked. As I lifted up the plastic casing to grab the generic, 2 for 1 brand tests, the thing literally SCREAMED…