I have a great trick for Chicago friends. Find a Jewel or a Dominick's and hit up the self checkout. Whenever I'm having a scare (so weekly) i stroll in there, pick up a few groceries, throw the box in the there, and try to look as casual as possible in the self checkout.

I LOVE Mary Kay skincare products. I buy sunscreen and lip balm from my cousin every summer. I think the whole program can be really good, I just worry about the people who get sucked in and think they can easily make tons of money, and then wind up worse off.

The point. You missed it.

Isn't this kind of the same thing as Amway? I know quite a few people who have made money and done well off of this kind of thing, and others who have gotten totally fucked. My cousin sells Mary Kay as a side job, and she has the red car (the step down from the pink car, obviously). I personally would suck at…

Michelle Obama > Everyone.

Wait a minute. I live right behind Jerry's Sandwiches on Division. Were we roommates? And if so, are you a genius blog writing house centipede?

Am I a still a virgin if I use Super Jumbo tampons? @johnboehner

Your roommate was a weirdo. My roommates were both greek at UGA (different orgs) and had plenty of non-white sisters, not to mention one of said roommates is not white. There are racist fucks everywhere. Assuming that everyone in Georgia's greek system has this same attitude is similar to assuming all white people…

I stayed involved after college (read: I know the exact location of my pin and wear it a fair amount.) I made some amazing alumnae friends, got a great job (not to mention amazing internships in college), and found an automatic group of welcoming people when I moved to a new city. Starting college and finding new…

I think I'd rather come out as gay than come out publicly about having an abortion. While my friends and family know I am 100% pro choice and would never judge anyone for having an abortion, there's still a huge level of discomfort when talking about it. Because getting pregnant unintentionally still carries a…

But at 110 pounds Mila Kunis now feels...voluptuous?

Holy shit. I knew what I was expecting and still freaked out.

Cue the Hot Pockets!

I lived with my best friend/sometimes shadow for five years and I am also a person who prefers a lot of space and alone time. It was especially hard with this friend because she was very shy, and didn't really make friends on her own. Her friends were my friends. Whenever I started feeling smothered, I'd just make…

This reminds me. There was a daschund on my bus this morning. It was cute. Nobody freaked out.

Excuse me, where's the Yoop?

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Starfish are quite edible.

I had a starfish swimsuit top that was way more revealing than this when I was four. And it was the 80s. The cupcakes are tacky, sure. But I don't think we need to be clutching our pearls at this.

Did she make this in Powerpoint?