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Kirsten Gillibrand 2016. For real.

Can I feed my boobs a tic tac? That's basically the same thing, right?

It depends on the style. The Revas, which everyone and their mom have, are not anything to write home about. I have super narrow heels and ALL flats fall off and it drives me crazy. I decided to pony up for them at Nordstrom, knowing I could take them back if they werent amazing. They weren't. Then, last fall, I

The Tarte lip stain is magical. It's like a big, fat crayon, and it twists up. I have a few eyeliners/pencils that i dont even touch because I can't be bothered to sharpen them.

He does deserve some form of rehabilition. He fucking killed someone. Anger management or counselling at the very least. Yes, if you are capable of beating someone TO DEATH in front of your kid, you clearly need to have some serious counselling, no matter what provoked you to do it. My comparison is not

You CLEARLY missed the entire point. He shouldn't be faulted for failing. I mean for christ's sake, i compared him to my OWN father and the predator my OWN rapist. But yes, please go on and tell me about how I'm defending rapists everywhere.

I completely agree with this. I'm saying if there is no charge, no trial, and they just decide he's in the clear, it will set a precedent. I don't think he is a terrible person for his actions. I think it's completely justifable. I just don't think it's acceptable to just say "dude deserved it" and leave it at

Exactly.

No no no no no. Just no. If they decide to let this man off without trial, it will set a HORRIFIC precedent.

This is exactly what I was thinking. I would have stopped responding after the third email.

This is pretty similar to how it goes. Several different friends of mine were on Cash Cab when they filmed in Chicago. Each time, scouters came to various trivia nights across the city, found a team with good rapport/ who was doing well, and asked them if they wanted to be on a game show. They gave them a fake name

I'm fucking exhausted this morning. I ate a huge bagel with more cream cheese than is ever necessary.

Are those seriously asterisks being used as bullet points? Yeesh. Cosmo's art director needs a talking to.

Next time I pony up to get fancied for a date (mani, pedi, haircut, maybe a wax) and he doesn't call, I'm sending him a bill for my primping.

Pain au chocolate, fresh from the oven= heaven.

I studied abroad in France and all of the meals served at my university legit looked like that masterpiece above. I lived off of baguettes for an entire semester.

You're clearly missing my point though. Yes she's an adult and can't be told what to do, but it's her culture to do what she's told. Just like it's (common) Jewish culture to not marry outside of the religion, even when you're not practicing. These t hings are mind boggling to me, but they happen, and frequently.

I have never understood this either. My boyfriend has a very Jewish name (I call him boyfriendstein) and has kind of a nose on him. I'll admit, when I first met him I assumed he was a Jew because of the last name, but didn't think much of it. Yet somehow, nine times out of ten, when I drop his full name, people

The fact that this is still happening is just mind boggling to me. The honor killings and violence are absolutely horrific. But what's really strange to me is that marrying outside one's of culture is still taboo in many american circles as well. I have a close friend who immigrated to the US from Jordan when she

A year ago, I would never sext. Dirty comments? Sure. But pictures? Fuck no. Absolutely not. That's just asking for trouble.