Saw headline. Assumed Texas. Confirmed, stopped reading.

I see it.

I kept hearing this song and was completely convinced that somehow the Police had reunited. I am disappointed to learn that this is not at all Sting, but slightly relieved because this song sucks.

One of my boyfriend's college friends just died out of the blue. I started crying, and he had to comfort me. That's pathetic. Also, I am a terrible girlfriend.

She is a fantastic lady. When my brother's girlfriend's born again christian parents found her birth control and TOOK IT AWAY (because that will help!), my mom took her to the health center and showed her how to get it without her parents permission.

I had to change boyfriend's dads name in my phone for the same reason. I literally have him listed as "Boyfriend's Dad" just in case my drunk self gets confused.

My boyfriend has the same exact name as his Dad. You can see where this is going. Oops.

I think I've said this before on here, so I apologize if this is a repeat. When I was 14, my mormon mother told me "I want you to know that I'd like you to wait, but if anything happens please know you can tell me immediately, so we can take care of it". Knowing that I had the support of the one person who matters…

This is why I still vote in Idaho, even though I haven't lived there in seven years. Someone has to defend the Ida-hoes.

Next, on Sick Sad World: Kim Kardashian is our overlord.

I got this email this morning. It's a little OCD but it's not that bad. I feel bad for the girls listed on it, personally.

I'm ashamed to say I watched this last night...and I wanted to punch someone. Her husband is just too creeptastic.

I'm not embarrassed to admit I have the soundtrack on my iphone and this song is played at least weekly.

Life's full of tough choices, INNIT?!

I just felt like it was too much. I actually skimmed through a lot of it because I was so tired of Katniss' "everything is my fault, people are dying because of me, people are acting differently because of me, me, me" diatribe.

I jump at loud sounds too! If I know something is coming I plug my ears, otherwise I'll be in the next row. I don't think I cried at Dobby's death but I for SURE did Dumbledore's. Rue's just killed me. I don't care if she wasn't blonde (and I am blonde!), she is the most adorable little girl. Those curls!

Thanks for reminding me how terrible Mockingjay was.

No no, I believe that you heard it. I just know this stuff doesn't *actually* happen. I totally agree that if they actually claimed it was going to happen and then JK'ed it, that's pretty messed up. I've never heard of this happening, but that doesn't mean it couldn't have. Not being a bitch to you about it. Just…

I am mildly alarmed that they have her mailing address. Also, someday Idaho will make me proud that I have it tattooed on myself. Someday.

It's mind boggling to me that there are women out there actively campaigning for someone to take away their rights.