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I'm well versed on the greek system, hence why I was pointing out the obvious for the non-greek poster. BF is not an abbreviation for brother frat. That's not a thing. See above for urban legend. Seriously, if you google it, you will find it. Think about the logistics here. What group of guys would keep blowjobs en

"She had gotten to the LAST stage of the process and was asked to give the President of the Sorority's BF a blow job. All of the pledges were asked to give members of the brother frat blow jobs, in fact."

As far as I know, sorority presidents don't have their own personal brother frat. Read the sentence again and then we'll talk.

You're welcome:

I call bunk on this. What college girl is cool with another girl giving her boyfriend a blow job? No way.

Kappa here too: we didn't do one lick of hazing. We got presents. To be honest, I think a lot of girls were disappointed that there wasn't some form of mild hazing. You hear so many stories you just expect it. I hope people recognize that this isn't a problem with the national groups, but a problem with the

$1750 a month? Is that child support for a 25 year old living in downtown Chicago or something?

At this point, the word Homeland alone gives me the heebie jeebies

The last time I went through the creep-a-tron 3000, i walked out, turned toward the conveyor belt to see if my bag had come out, and yelped in surprise as a man was creepily picking through my hair. Apparently my thin, straight hair needed to be creepily caressed in the name of homeland security. Just saying, but a

Where can you get a $35 bikini wax?

Is this with insurance? I just started using Nuva Ring and I wanted to punch the nearest republican (well, I always do) when they told me it was going to cost me $130 for a three month supply WITH insurance. Even better, I take it to skip periods, per my doctor's orders, so its only nine weeks. AKA a two month

Yesterday I was watching MSNBC at the gym and some commentator was trying to claim that birth control should be left out of the presidential debate because the economy and birth control are mutually exclusive. I was yelling at him in my head. I spend $150 every three months on my birth control, and I have employer

I agree with this completely. I hate the expression "everything happens for a reason" because it doesn't. I do believe that we learn to handle what is thrown at us. I have friends who have dealt with shitty things that I don't think I could ever handle. And I have dealt with things those friends say would break

I got a 1290 on the (old) SAT and got into Yale. And was way too poor to go. I respectfully disagree with this assessment.

Who would honestly want to associate themselves with Kim Kardashian? Come on Kanye.

In the words of my friend who I was gchatting with about this: "yes! do it! do it!

Kate Bosworth I love you.

Palin thinks I'd be a good presidential candidate? Thanks, boo! My first law? Banning Viagra and forcing abortions on anyone under the age of 16.

Name one women (alive) more likeable than Michelle Obama. There are none. None, I tell you!

I had no idea you could do this. What a great idea. He, and every member of his family need to get this. Also, while we're at it, can I get a restraining order against republicans?