I apologize for not using the #sarcasm tag when calling myself a slutty slut. Stop trying so hard to be offended.

No wonder we can't get anything accomplished. We're too busy trying to pick fights with each other than to stop the conservative madness. I volunteer at planned parenthood. Every single girl I've been with is emotional. Because they're afraid of the procedure, because they got bitched at by protesters outside,…

Jesus can everyone just calm the fuck down? The point was that doctors aren't assholes without a conscience for performing abortions, but more likely strong willed empathic individuals who are brave enough to do something that a lot of people will likely hate them for.

Everyone I know who has had one has had a little flicker of sadness. It's not an eye exam. Way to miss the entire point of the statement.

Maybe it's just me, but it seems as if only those with a serious conscience could be capable of performing an abortion. Contrary to popular belief, nobody is "pro-abortion". I feel pretty confident in saying no doctor is out there going, "sweet! I get to do an abortion today! High fives all around!" That said,…

Interesting. I wonder if nurses and the like would think to read them though? Last time I was in the hospital a nurse tried to feed me crackers and I was so out of it I almost ate them (I'm severely allergic to wheat). Luckily my mom was there and grabbed it away from me.

Newsflash Megan Fox. Everyone hated everyone in high school. Find me one person who wasn't mocked and teased.

Should have gotten the japanese eyelash extensions. I hear they're worth singing about.

Small Midwestern university? So what, Wheaton College? Franciscan University of Stuebenville? As a midwesterner, I'm pretty sure this has to be a religious college. My boyfriend lives with three other dudes, all from religious families in various parts of the Midwest, and only one of them said he'd be a little…

Huh. According to my boyfriend, I yelled "get the fuck away from me" in my sleep the other night. I wish I did something cuter like put on ruby slippers.

Let me spell this out for you, fuck faces. I don't believe in God, so I don't go to church/work for a religious organization. My mom doesn't believe in drinking, so she doesn't work at a brewery. If you don't believe in medication, don't become a fucking pharmacist.

Oprah did a whole show about domestic abuse the week that the Chris Brown/Rihanna beat down happened. She basically called him out for being a total douche. She also pronounced Rihanna's name wrong through the whole episode.

Oprah did a whole show about domestic abuse the week that the Chris Brown/Rihanna beat down happened. She basically called him out for being a total douche. She also pronounced Rihanna's name wrong through the whole episode.

Covering them completely, with no copay? I have BCBS and I'm still paying out the ass. Until August hopefully.

I hug my pillow and say goodnight to my long distance boyfriend. He obviously can't hear me because he's 2000 miles away, but I still have to do it.

I moved into my studio after a huge falling out with my best friend of five years and my boyfriend moving across the country. I was petrified of being lonely, especially since I never, ever wanted to live alone. I actually tired myself out the first month because I was constantly making plans with friends, assuming…

I was kind of forced into living alone when my roommate had to abruptly move home last summer. I never wanted to live alone. Turns out it's the best thing ever. Nobody is around to give me weird looks for singing to my guinea pig, or eating garlic bread and Trader Joe's ice cream oreos for dinner. My boyfriend…

I actually tried to get an IUD but my periods were basically a death sentence (and the reason I went on birth control in the first place, not because I'm a slutty mcslut) and my lady doc said the IUD would make me hate my uterus even more. I was scared of more hormones, but I seriously love that stupid plastic ring…

It's so depressing. But it is also the best thing that has ever happened to me. Nuvaring is literally the only birth control that doesn't make me a manic depressive potential murderer (if I could stop crying long enough to murder someone). Repubs can pry the thing from my cold, dead vagina.

But that date is just for new plans right? What about existing plans?