This is like Pretty Little Liars, only worse. Can A please start texting "Sexy can I?"

I'm still a little confused about this law. Can someone with smarts help me out? I am currently insured by my company. My copay for three months of Nuvaring is $135. This makes me want to die a little each time I pay it. If this passes, will I no longer have a copay? Or since my insurance policy is existing,…

I want an orange cat so badly. SO BADLY. I work right next to a shelter and every day as I go by on the bus, teh kittehs look at me with their big eyes saying "bring me home". Alas I have allergies, a studio, and a guinea pig.

I would like to punch Santorum in the sweatervest.

Genius #shortcommentsneedlove

A few days ago I was leaving a grocery store in Portland and there were some adorable little girl scouts selling cookies. I wish I would have known this then, and I would have bought them out and sent them all to this fuck face.

So who do I talk to about becoming mme.penelope then?

I had the same thought. I almost went to Amazon to stock up in case there was a run.

Question- did they BAN the term? Or just stop requiring women pick one or the other? Because what I'm getting from the article is that the choice is no longer forced, but certainly not banned.

Duh, being female makes it okay for men to rape you.

But that's true for every race and identity. Looking 100% Caucasian, for example, could mean completely blonde and fair, or darker skinned and eyed. Looking Asian could mean Filipino or Japanese looking. You're trying to turn this into a race issue when this entire conversation is about genetics.

Oh, I've already hearted you. I'll go along my way then.

Ethiopian=African. Caucasian, in this case=American. Hence, African American. Thats how their father refers to himself, so I do too.

My cousin is blonde and Swedish. The father of her children is half Ethiopian half Caucasian. Their daughter looks nearly identical to her mom, but with dark brown eyes instead of her mom's blue. Their son could easily pass for 100% African American. People generally think one is adopted when the whole family…

Once I was in the shower, and when I got out, BF had made my bed, taken out the trash, and was sitting on the couch with guinea in his lap, feeding him a carrot. That may have been the moment I knew he was the one.

Can my eggs have stars?

Since a fertilized egg is clearly under the age of 18, would ultrasounds be considered kiddie porn? And if so, Facebook is in big trouble.

I don't know, ocelots are pretty cunning.

As I stated earlier on Gawker, it feels that much better when you keep you legs closed. My boyfriend enjoys it as well. Amirite? Didn't realize that I wouldn't get pregnant that way though! Thanks for educating me, old white dudes!

I used to cry at work every couple of months. I got a new job a year ago, and I haven't cried yet.