Her Tyra is pretty hilarious as well.

It's like a reverse jheri curl.

I think it's been very established that low self esteem is a HUGE factor in teen pregnancy. Which is why fighting against abortions and trying to slut shame women into keeping their babies is so helpful!

I'm immature giggling at my desk. My laptop was stolen a few months ago and I've always wondered what became of the BF video saved on my desktop. I delete anything incriminating now.

Haven't these been a thing forever? I know several people who have had to notify HR via paperwork over their inter-office relationships. It's so the employer can protect their ass from sexual harassment lawsuits, amongst other issues.

Hilduff is what, 24? And Jessica Simpson is in her thirties, correct? And also, they are two completely different people? Nothing to see here. Let's move along.

Hmm that is a disappointment. I've only gotten flowers once from Proflowers ([products.proflowers.com]) and they wound up looking like the picture. It was not for valentine's day though, so maybe they weren't being slackers. On the bright side, Proflowers sucks but you have a nice partner to send you Vday flowers :)

She is good. J Hud wasn't filmed and edited though. I love them both, but J Hud still has my heart.

I have complete faith that the supreme court will tell these idiots so fuck off.

Not that I'm defeding Proflowers because I love a little mom and pop florist, but you know they're supposed to be sent like that right? When you order them it says "delivered in bud form". Give it three days and they will be gorgeous.

Is Kris Jenner the new PETA manager or something?

How dare you insult Robyn. She is perfect.

Meh, I work in the music industry and had NO CLUE she had children. I can't even imagine losing my mom at 18-19. Or ever really. I'm going to be inconsolable no matter when it happens. I would have lost my shit on those cops too. I hope she's ok

The first time I waxed it was honestly out of curiosity. I wanted to prove to myself that I could do it. I hated it the first time, and never wanted to do it again. But then! Weeks later! Nothing! So I went back. It's been about a year of going every two months ish, and I swear there's like nothing left. Also,…

BF is always asking me about chest hair- if I prefer none vs. much, etc. I don't really have a preference, I just hate when it gets all prickly. Excuse me, what am I going to use to nap on if your chest is all prickly on my face? A PILLOW? Rude.

I know people who have been in jail longer than seven years for selling pot. It totally makes sense though, because everyone knows that pot dealers are way more of a menace to society than MURDERERS.

Whenever Monsieur Penelope and I fight, he starts talking list a guest on Maury. "Gurl, Y U B trippin'?" and it's very hard to stay angry while you're giggling.

Samuel L. Jackson? Really?

His next act: Changing the names of New York, New Jersey, and New Mexico to New America. Yes it's confusing, but dammit, it's patriotic!

So what does it say about me that all I want is a mini pie?