I love it when people come out like this. If more people were realistic about sex and abortions, that there would be less accidental pregnancies. When I was 14, my mormon mother said "Obviously Dad and I think you should wait until you're married to have sex. But if anything ever happens, please know you can tell me…

Did you report this fuck? Dickhead needs to go look up the hippocratic oath again.

I agree with this. Even for those who are totally pro-choice and have had abortions, it's very difficult to talk about. I have several friends who have had abortions and only one is willing to talk about it. Everyone else still sees it as somewhat shameful. Admitting that you got pregnant on accident is…

Ah my apologies. I grew up in a very small town with neither so I often confuse the two. Carry on, JCP.

These moms should be far more concerned that JCP works with the Kardashians.

I was thinking I'd just put my fingers in my ears and say LALALALALLA. OR request a spanish speaking doctor (I don't understand a word of spanish. Well a few, like si and banjo).

I'm just going to go over here [jezebel.com] and read about Roast Beef the penguin again.

I once told my mom if she wasn't my mom I'd want Michelle O to be my mom. She agreed. Best person ever. I want her to be my best friend.

Shit I already submitted my taxes. Now you're telling me I could have added dependents? Fuck.

Well I don't believe in God and think Republicans are more evil than *gasp* hussies having abortions, but both types of groups get funded with taxpayer money. I guess I should run for prez too. God knows my BA in Advertising would make me a more qualified candidate than any one of these donkeys.

Does she not look physically disfigured? Anorexia=destruction of a body. People die from it. Often. And I consider life threatening eating disorders horrible and sad.

I don't know. Have you seen that commercial for the 600 pound woman on TLC? It is equally as disturbing to me as this 80 pound woman. Clearly they both have psychological and physical issues that need to be dealt with. What about the woman with the face ripped off by the chimpanzee? That could be called "stomach…

Wait, when did Ricky Baby go to medical school? I had no idea he had such vast knowledge in cancer studies.

But it's legal if you're a pilot who hasn't committed a crime. Yay, government!

I just can't with these stories.

I have a stockpile of beach blonde everything in my bathroom. That shit is pure gold, and I will never part with it. I might die the day I run out.

Sororities and Fraternities can be viewed along the same lines as religious groups. Some are more offensive than others. Some mind their own business, treat each other with respect, and have a good time. Others are horrific and shove their beliefs and behaviors into your face, and the world would truly benefit from…

I have three tattoos. I have one on each wrist that I got when I was 18 that aren't particularly meaningful to me, but I've had them so long I can't really remember a time when they weren't there. I don't regret them, but I don't love them. If I could wake up and they were gone, I'd be ok with it. But this is only…

I have underwear from 7th grade. There are holes, ripped lace (because they're mostly from victoria's secret or, dare I say it, Limited Too) ridiculous period stains...and yet I can't bring myself to throw them out. I have nicer panties that aren't gross that are worn when the man friend is around, but there is…

This used to happen to me, too. I had eight UTIs in one year and a stockpile of antibiotics. Then I altered my diet (I'm one of those gluten free assholes, not by choice, however) and I haven't had one in three years. My doctor told me this is fairly common.