I should have specified the people of Wisconsin frighten me. I live in Chicago and made a jaunt up to lake Winnebago for Labor Day one weekend, got drunk, ate cheese curds, and was happy. So you are correct on that.

But he was drunk, so he wanted it yes?

I think I'd transfer vs. wearing khaki pants every day. I despise khaki.

PS as the proud parent of a mildly obese guinea pig, I love your name.

You can run on behalf of anyone. It's easy to set up an online donation site. Just go to the PP of your choice and say you want to run whatever 5K/10K/15K etc for them and they'll be thrilled to help you out

Wait wait wait. Who says a woman using contraceptives is selling herself to just ONE man? I know several non-prostitutes who will destroy this theory.

Lady Gaga is so pissed at you for ruining her Grammy outfit this year.

omgzzzzzzzzz give me bunneh! I needed this after so many creeptastic semen filled emails on gawker, etc. this week

For Dr. Oz's audience, this isn't a weird request. For the Jezebel audience, yeah. It would be offensive. This show will get higher ratings than a lot of them. People are interested in weight loss. While he is a doctor, he also has a TV show that his producers don't want to be cancelled. They're going to write…

I had this thought as well. The article says she's a retired nurse (she looks fairly elderly) and she was convinced she'd go into shock. It could happen if nobody showed up for a few days...

Hearted.

Mreh double post.

Do you take tears in your coffee? But seriously. I'm sniffling away.

Good thing I don't really like pink. Stupid bows.

What if she was drunk off of capri sun? We should probably make sure this poor man's face and name are kept out of the news.

It's on SALE in Navy on Bloomingdales for any size 12s out there. Get on it! [www1.bloomingdales.com]

Not that I'm trying to get all possesionista here, but someone find this shirt. I must have it.

Dear God. I would like to shake your hand for posting this.

But still failed. No amount of editing could hide that much selfishness. "I don't want your clothes in MY house". It's his house too Kimmie. You're married.

Kadashians? Flaunt? Never.