My boyfriend knows my password for everything I'm pretty sure...but so do all of my coworkers and corporate office. Does this mean I'm essentially cheating on him? Oh no. I am a horrible person.

Does her sash say 2007? January 26th, 2008?

Did you dream up the topic of this article while riding the 156 during evening rush hour? Nothing causes me as much anger as a cell phone yapper after a long day at work. Except for the people who don't understand the concept of moving to the CENTER OF THE DAMN TRAIN CAR when riding the el, instead of crowding the…

I'm still hoping Jess and Rory got together.

There is so much unnecessary Melissa McCarthy love going on in the world. It's like everyone is afraid to give a less than glowing review. Bridesmaids wasn't that good. And this dress looks like the gymnastics leotards I wore in middle school competitions.

God I hate U2.

Of the multitude of reasons NOT to vote for Mitt Romney, Newt somehow managed to grasp probably the one decent thing about the man (bilingual, ish cultured) and make it a negative. Every day, I think these candidates have gone far enough to prove how idiotic they are, but no. There's always a new day.

Sometimes I like to think that sir POTUS moonlights as a DJ and turns all of their attack ads against each other/him into dance beats and then breaks it down when he gets bored.

I'm a little torn about this. On the one hand, everyone should be able to choose what they want to do with their bodies. On the other hand, if a 17 year old is not mature enough to get Plan B over the counter....

I'm getting looks in the office for giggling at my computer screen while everyone is silent. This is amazing.

Don't lie about smoking THE WEED.

Yeah sorry, that was a little harsh. I was suffering a rage blackout. Let me correct that: Fuck you, Texas politicians.

Maybe I'm just being a grumplestilskin today, but 1. She totally flinched. 2. This girl should never be allowed in nature without a leash. 3. I. love. teh. kittehs.

Supreme Court FTW. Fuck you, Texas.

Sneezing kitteh!!! Want!! On a sidenote, I hate those shit girls say videos. They're stupid and offensive. That is all.

Word. St. Ignatius FTW.

The only year of my life that I was severely depressed also happened to be the year I lived in a (mostly) all female building. The two were not mutually exclusive.

Yeah but he'd just cheat on you and send dick picks to unsuspecting twitter followers. Sanctity of marriage!

I thought the 5+ names were a little weird, yeah. To each his own. I personally think it's kind of tacky but it's not like I'm the authority on these things. My last name starts with an L and my dad tried to name me Lauren and was shut down. To be fair though, I think I have a slightly extreme vendetta against…

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