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I could be completely wrong here, but that looks like a dance outfit to me. If she's a dancer I'd say it's completely appropriate. If not, carry on. I'm also curious as to what kind of uniforms the school's cheerleaders wear, because that would have some bearing.

It is a bitch for dressing, I will give you that. My apartment, which is two blocks from Lake Michigan, is always 5-10 degrees colder than my work location, which causes for some issues.

I live in Chicago, where it is currently 50 degrees and I'm just fine with it. I've been fantasizing all morning about winter continuing on this path forever.

My older brother and I are both J's. My mom really wanted to name my younger brother Joe but she refused to have three J kids. I must get it from her.

Matching letter names in general freak me out. I went to high school with a girl named Jesseca, whose parents were named Jon and Janice. Her sisters were Janessa, Janae, and Janise, and they had a brother named Jared. This was way before the Duggar's too. It's an epidemic!

"My abortion is the only righteous abortion"

One of my boyfriend's friends frequently hits on me via WWF chat. He's always throwing out ideas about strip WWF matches (but, ew). Methinks that may other relationships will/have come of this game.

This is a good point, actually. I hadn't thought of it that way. But college for two at the same time? Yeesh.

I guess I say this because I grew up in rural Idaho, in a town with only one high school within a 40 mile radius, and somehow the cops always busted parties within about 15 minutes. I didn't realize before though, it was New Year's Eve so that could have definitely had an impact on it taking longer.

I am positive I will have twins if I have kids. I am on the fence if I even want kids, so I know if I go for it, it's going to bite me in the ass. Also I dated a twin once and it was the worst experience ever. I spent far too much time explaining why I liked him, and not his identical brother. And answering

I am pretty sure at 18 I would not have acted this responsibly. Go her.

Shucks.

It's like 2011 wants to go out letting us know, "hey! You're not off the hook! This stupid shit WILL carry over into 2012! You're Welcome!"

I am kind of (really) annoyed to see Melissa McCarthy compared to anyone on this list. If all it takes to become woman of the year is some crude shit jokes, we're all in more trouble than I thought.

I sprinted from end to end in the SLC airport the other night to catch a flight after my connection arrived late. I arrived winded, sweaty, and had to yell at the gate agent to not close the door, but I think I entertained a lot of people in the airport as well as got a nice workout in.

"The Kardashians are in bed with some pretty bad people,"- Themselves

My immediate thought was, "does one of them have a movie coming out right now?" And then I remembered that whole New Year's Eve atrocity, which is currently rocking a 7% on rotten tomatoes. Publicity, anyone?

I can't be the only person who thought this movie was stupid.

If I were the bus aide, I would be really uncomfortable and not want to be around that kid anymore. I don't think suspension is a good idea, it seems more likely that he just needs to be educated on boundaries. But she should have the opportunity to no longer be around him as well.

I can tell you why your boyfriend is a Browns fan. It's because he's from Cleveland. There's no other answer. Only people from Cleveland actually like the browns.