I'd fuck Tebow and I'm a non-vigin, menorah lighting, democrat. He's kind of hot in a gross way, and also, I'd just like to say I fucked Tim Tebow. There, I said it.

My parents still call me Princess in birthday cards. All this time I thought it was sweet. Excuse me while I make an appointment with my therapist.

I'm sorry. But:

Ok seriously. Who has ever screeched "TWINSIES!!!!"

Someone notify my ceramics professor who gave me a B- that my awkwardly shaped mugs were not for lack of skill-they were DESIGNER.

Most arguments with my boyfriend involve me apologizing for being too needy, sensitive, annoying, etc. to which he usually tells me the only thing annoying i can ever do is apologize too much. So then I apologize for apologizing.

I had a Kevin. RIP you fat orange furball.

Is this the replacement issue instead of using the Carey Mulligan cover? Or did that one still go to print?

To be fair, everyone in Cleveland should be depressed.

most people-republicans- don't view rape as an awful crime/real. However, I was under the impression that statutory rape did not have a statute of limitations. Or at least that's what I was told by a detective. Maybe it varies by state?

Republicans, your evil plan is backfiring. I grew up wanting kids, but seeing the state of the world and how BACKWARDS civil rights are going, I will never reproduce.

Makes sense. I went to a Jesuit university and in one of my theology courses the professor explained it as a means only for procreation. Most catholics I know are on birth control and fairly liberal about contraception/sex, but I thought it was one of those higher up rules that doesn't actually get followed.

I started on it before I had even kissed a boy. Cramps from hell, I tell you.

I'm not catholic, so I probably should not have an opinion on this, but isn't the belief that it's technically immoral to have sex unless for the purpose of procreation? So it's not the birth control that they are against, but the having sex strictly for recreation and stopping God's will, so to speak?

Last Christmas is hands down the worst Christmas song ever. THE WORST. I did a Twitter survey, and I assure you, it's true.

Ah. According to Facebook, it's the Holidays [mashable.com] According to Men's Health, it's right before the holidays [shine.yahoo.com] So the moral of the story is: You're never safe.

I think I read once that the holidays are the most common time to break up actually. Maybe I made that up.

#cotd ? Please? Give me teh corgiezzz!

This is what I was pondering as well. To be an actual snuff film, someone really does die correct? Otherwise this is just Saw XIVI.

Whats with the end? Am I going to die in seven days?